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Random gibberish - as usual - from Dirty Peter as he tries to flog this Armani watch.
"It stands alone on the wrist"

Then he can't resist a bit of filth "It doesn't matter where you drink - The Friend in the Hand, The Cock and Trumpet, The Happy Bullock....."

Eventually the usual rubbish about 'ave a buy', "If you're on the web, check out, we are allocating you one if you go to the phones".

You have to wonder if anyone gets taken on by this?

Now he's back on collagen........Zzzzzzzzzzzz
 
During the usual tripe about collagen stopping him going bald, saving him a knee replacement and impressing the plastic surgeon, Dirty Pedro said he's a man born not far off the Second World War
 
Duke of Cheese said:
My partner just told me Israel has been bombing Iran overnight. I said I had no idea. She said: “That’s because all you ever do is watch that twat on shopping television who makes things up and says he used to be famous!” I’ll leave you to decide who she thought she was referring to…
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No, I can't work out who that is, can you give me a clue?🤣
 
Doing something useful for a change…
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