Pedro is on now selling blankets. Just claimed that's he's on Economy 7 "it comes on at 7 and goes off at 10. And you know how long it takes to heat up a room".
But surely he's bought all the amazing heating solutions that IW (and Bid TV) have sold Over the years. They heat up a room quickly and are cheap to run. It's almost as if he's lying but he's our friend, surely we can trust him
Unless he meant at night. Or he could have been making it up. I find it hard to believe that a shopping television presenter (even one who claims to live in a damp hovel) has to resort to this type of tariff.Surely Economy 7 wouldn't run at those times, that's peak hour times.
Surely Economy 7 wouldn't run at those times, that's peak hour times.
Like the majority of what he says…It is fantasy, twisted fact, untwisted exaggeration, exaggerated untwistedness, untwistedness of phantasmagoria, disingenuous ingenuity….Today he is an old age pensioner riddled in ailments. Yesterday, a reborn super fit man through collagen baths and hula hoops. Today a single person living in a boiler cupboard with his labrador…Yesterday, after work, a well-off early sixty something, making a very good living, and going home to a well-appointed property to a very comfortable life…
You know what they say. Some marriages start with Hearts and Diamonds.Well I was wondering what to get my wife for Xmas and now Mike of the Morons has negotiated(on our behalf,thanks Mike) a great price for a shovel.
Sorted! Great Xmas presents he said and I believe him.
The joy on her face on Xmas morning. I can hear her now “Darling,how thoughtful of you.Ive always craved one of these”
“No problem my love,thank Mikey he’s the one with all the great ideas”
…then the deal breaker “ let’s go in the garden..so I can use it to bury you 6 feet under”
Blimey! Women!!! Must’ve been the wrong colour!
Yeah true. I've recently seen digital multimeters in ALDI for a similar price.
If only we all knew someone who used to be under that Ronald McDonald clown outfit.
I got the multimeter then because I was making PCB's for a small new start up company.
I've only eaten in a McDonalds once, that was one on the outskirts of Leicester when I was there for a work residential course many years ago (Enderby, I think the name of the locality was). I had a fillet-o'-fish and it was OK, if I remember rightly, but anything tasted good after the grub served on that residential course! We used to pop into a supermarket and buy our own. We all put the same comment on our expenses claims - "£x... for daily meals, as food served at xxxxxx uneatable". Amazingly, the organisation paid up!
Yes Duke it is that Loen, not sure how well she is
