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Maybe my memory is playing tricks, but I thought there were times when Dirty Peter was mildly entertaining.
Couldn't do more than five minutes today - it was a non-stop cavalcade of "ok, right, alright, not only, these are to clear, a CLEARANCE price, how many?, ok, alright, multi-buy, just a joy, these will go, ok, alright, not only, not only, not only..........":sleep:

And now at half ten, it's Peter van Vol-au-vent telling us about "the power of the plug".
Yes, forget all he has said about cordless vacs, you need this corded one that pics up polystyrene balls and sawdust :rolleyes:
 
Muttley said:
If you want my personal opinion on the probable response from your daughter-in-law and Aunt Ethel, I believe the second word may be "off".

I can imagine Muriel buying one. She wants to make herself glam for when she turns up at the studio to meet her favourite, Peter 'Pedro' Simon for a romantic evening at the local Wetherspoons...
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Surely Weatherspoons is a bit upmarket for Patio Pete. More probably The Greasy Spoon Caff.
 
Muttley said:
Is Is necessary to have 3 people trying to sell an own brand, hand help vacuum cleaner?

Maybe it's a form of community service as the prisons are full🤔
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They probably have nowhere else to go. The soup kitchens are few and far between and their wives could well have locked them out. As my first wife used to say to me before she got shot of me…She said she was extremely lucky to be having sex at 44. It then dawned on me that we lived at 35…
 
Battiola73 said:
Wonder how many are from Muriel?

For some reason I see him opening loads of envelopes and a single letter falls out. Didn’t explain that well. Mean a single A, a single B etc.

I’d send 4 single letters, A, W and 2 T’s
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From a Mrs Trellis of North Wales.
 
Love the new still from the forthcoming Lumberjack Fashion Week Promo….

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As I have always suspected- a small group of presenters run the place day to day. With a few powerless puppet juveniles supposedly ‘in charge’. Hence last night’s farce, with three fees needlessly paid instead of one. Do they really need that buffoon Van Mirroorekrakt there pushing a vacuum around, sucking up fairy dust? Or that other one making wurring noises incessantly? When just Edwards could do both ON HIS OWN…
 
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galesgal57 said:
Anybody who is anybody is wearing a lumberjack shirt this season, according to Foghorn. I must be a nobody then.
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Yes but Foghorn knows great fashion, Market Stall Mike knows great sound, Pedro knows how to be a creepy old man, Natalia knows great natural beauty, and Paul Berk knows Whoop Whoop noises.

The rest of them are lacking in expertise, I couldn't be bothered trying to make up something funny.
 
Muttley said:
Yes but Foghorn knows great fashion, Market Stall Mike knows great sound, Pedro knows how to be a creepy old man, Natalia knows great natural beauty, and Paul Berk knows Whoop Whoop noises.

The rest of them are lacking in expertise, I couldn't be bothered trying to make up something funny.
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Jessie knows all about Duchump cause hes best mates with Christophe D, also knows first aid.

Janice knows he would never lie to viewers.

Emma knows everything there is to know about watches.
 
Muttley said:
Yes but Foghorn knows great fashion, Market Stall Mike knows great sound, Pedro is a creepy old man, Natalia knows great natural beauty, and Paul Berk knows Whoop Whoop noises.

The rest of them are lacking in expertise, I couldn't be bothered trying to make up something funny.
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So we have Foghorn, Mike off the Market, Pervy Pedro, Unnatural Nat.

With his recent unkempt look Jezza must be hair, so we've got Berk and Hare.
 

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