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I haven't watched for a couple of days. Mike's back, and what quality item does he have to offer us? 50 Magic sponges! I thought the clearance event was to get rid of the dross, but it's just the same old crap.
Its so market stall, isn't it? Or the middle of a shopping centre, c.1996I haven't watched for a couple of days. Mike's back, and what quality item does he have to offer us? 50 Magic sponges! I thought the clearance event was to get rid of the dross, but it's just the same old crap.
If our postal workers go on strike at Christmas we know who to blameOh blimey, got to have one of these, you could be on to something! How much should I get it insured for, do you think?
Needs bringing out in time for Christmas - the Postman would love it as a gift.
I prefer to wear gold around my neck not wash my hands with itDEREK? DERRRREEEEEK!?!
Yes love?
I'VE DECIDED TO INVEST IN GOLD.
Oh, love! This mean no more selly telly cr…You still got 20 of them kayaks clogging up conservatory.
GOLD BARS, DEREK. 24 CAROT. JUST BOUGHT 100.
Blimey love! Gold?! They'll hold value more than all your DuChump watches. Can't barter those if world goes to sh…
THEY'RE NOT JUST GOLD BARS EITHER, DEREK...
No? Platinum, silver, some kind of alloy mix?
SOAP, DEREK.
Oh fu…
Should be £140, but ours for £19.99 — I’ve sent Rachel Reeves a message. Think I know how she can plug that black hole…
Old enough to remember them win the thing. 1982? Spink in goal?Watching the mighty Villa so please gang if you can send my apologies to Mike of the Morons.
I will of course watch later on You tube and buy everything.
I could of course email my apologies..possibly,probably,maybe..
I would happily email on your behalf but Market Stall Mike never tells us the email address. The only one I could find was [email protected].Watching the mighty Villa so please gang if you can send my apologies to Mike of the Morons.
I will of course watch later on You tube and buy everything.
I could of course email my apologies..possibly,probably,maybe..
More of the Dubai air fresheners. Either the great British public aren't interested or IW3 have imported 2 million cans. You decide.Is that serious? They really are doing that cane again? Feigning a limp around the studio? Mocking by accident or design disabled people with genuine impairments? What a bunch of wasters they are…
I didn't see what he was saying about Michelin Star chefs, but working under one, does not make you one by association. He could well be Sid from Sid's cafe in Only Fools and Horses.Think he's the best pretendy "Chef" they can afford or more likely most actuall Chefs would have nothing to do with them.
"I want to hear about Salleh's chronic diarrhea". Said no-one ever.Lovely to hear about hear copious bowel movements today. She is usually full of it, but clearly running short of it - literally. The yacht inspired trousers look good, though….
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Hope she had a fit of non stop sneezing as well lol"I want to hear about Salleh's chronic diarrhea". Said no-one ever.