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I haven't watched for a couple of days. Mike's back, and what quality item does he have to offer us? 50 Magic sponges! I thought the clearance event was to get rid of the dross, but it's just the same old crap.
Its so market stall, isn't it? Or the middle of a shopping centre, c.1996
 
He's been selling Exact spanners for years and years, he says. The thing is..when 20 plus years have elapsed since he started. It’s not exactly checkable, is it? Same for all the others...they can essentially say whatever they like with no past records kept. I certainly don't recall him selling £9.99 spanners before this version. Working with a gallery full but not one that can shift knobs.
 
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Oh blimey, got to have one of these, you could be on to something! How much should I get it insured for, do you think?

Needs bringing out in time for Christmas - the Postman would love it as a gift.:ROFLMAO:
If our postal workers go on strike at Christmas we know who to blame🤣🤣
 
DEREK? DERRRREEEEEK!?!
Yes love?
I'VE DECIDED TO INVEST IN GOLD.
Oh, love! This mean no more selly telly cr…You still got 20 of them kayaks clogging up conservatory.
GOLD BARS, DEREK. 24 CAROT. JUST BOUGHT 100.
Blimey love! Gold?! They'll hold value more than all your DuChump watches. Can't barter those if world goes to sh…
THEY'RE NOT JUST GOLD BARS EITHER, DEREK...
No? Platinum, silver, some kind of alloy mix?
SOAP, DEREK.
Oh fu…



Should be £140, but ours for £19.99 — I’ve sent Rachel Reeves a message. Think I know how she can plug that black hole…
I prefer to wear gold around my neck not wash my hands with it🙄
 
With apologies to the great Sir Michael Caine:

My name is Cane, Walking Cane
and I'm back on your screen yet again
I'm sturdy and I'm four in one
I light up, flash, keep you steady
And I can even raise the alarm
So why not buy me in silver, red or blue?
Or multibuy all three
A bargain just for you.
And you. And you. And you.

Not many people know that.
 

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Watching the mighty Villa so please gang if you can send my apologies to Mike of the Morons.
I will of course watch later on You tube and buy everything.

I could of course email my apologies..possibly,probably,maybe..
I would happily email on your behalf but Market Stall Mike never tells us the email address. The only one I could find was [email protected].

As this forum is read by the presenters and crew perhaps they could tell us an email address for each presenter. Starting with Mike of the Masons. So we can all tell him how much we like him.
 
Is that serious? They really are doing that cane again? Feigning a limp around the studio? Mocking by accident or design disabled people with genuine impairments? What a bunch of wasters they are…
More of the Dubai air fresheners. Either the great British public aren't interested or IW3 have imported 2 million cans. You decide.

He's managed to negotiate a special price for us (he's good like that), then said that we could smell "what people in palatial lives smell" (making as much sense as Dirty Pete). Yeah, I bet all the British aristocracy get all their air fresheners from Dubai...
 
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Think he's the best pretendy "Chef" they can afford or more likely most actuall Chefs would have nothing to do with them.
I didn't see what he was saying about Michelin Star chefs, but working under one, does not make you one by association. He could well be Sid from Sid's cafe in Only Fools and Horses.


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The thing I respect most about them is their broadcasting consistency - night after night after night they never fail to make you despair in the darker, cynical side of human nature. WE ONLY WANT…YOU… won’t get any of my money…

“NON-WORKING SAMPLE.”…Like suppliers always intentionally send a defective watch to show on television….Fu….Hell…Unbelievable BS of the lowest order…The lack of respect for the intelligence of their audience is incredible…
 
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Lovely to hear about hear copious bowel movements today. She is usually full of it, but clearly running short of it - literally. The yacht inspired trousers look good, though….

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"I want to hear about Salleh's chronic diarrhea". Said no-one ever.
 

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