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His lips are on his arse cos he talks through it
Random musings and general banter.
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Listening to Jezza trying to flog a watch that he could perfectly well afford, trying to sound like a regular bloke aspiring to purchase gold. He just sounds so out of touch and patronising.
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I have a similar story tbh.
I had a bit of money and bought a close friend a Swan & Edgar watch.
Every time they see me, I get a slap across the face
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Eight solid hours of Foghorn! Pedro is unable to do the show this morning. That's me out.
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That chronic cough he has worries me.. Drinking neat Gammon and Roof Guard cocktails probably hasn't helped it.
Could be another "meeting" with the patio doorsMaybe his back door has seized up!
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Maybe he's run of Kiwi er..Mane and won't leave the Kibbutz in Stamford Hill.
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The state of that studio this morning. What do those pesky kids do all day….Seriously..the real thing looks like Steptoe’s Yard…
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Duke I like The Reg Varney Reference
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Others at least have the illusion of being normal but he is a well paid celebrity and has been photographed in luxurySurely that's a prerequisite of being a selly telly presenter?
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Dr Feckle and Mr Lied
Gonna need VAR for that statement, they haven't had their anniversary yet, and he wasn't on from the beginning!
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Mason running a ‘How to Get in Touch via eMail Without One Created Yet’ Presenters’ workshop live on-air. Remember, Gang…I FEEEELLL emails - I don’t see them.
Of-the-Masons can't appear too often - he's working his fingers to the bone replying to the thousands of emails he gets from the 'gang', and I mean thousands.
Who knew so many were desperate to see a brush demonstrated again? After all, not only is it a brush, it's a brush.
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