Random musings and general banter.

Gooner1963 said:

Paul Becque back on Sunday if he does that stupid alarm noise I'll shove it up his ****

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Oh Gawd, no! I can hear it already.

Buy this Teppanyaki grill from IW for £37.99 (notice how the helpful website gives important details such as the dimensions and how Teppanyaki is misspelt ...)


Alternatively, buy this one from OnBuy for £18.91, half the price. And notice the very detailed description!


Ideal World, the home of no bargains ...

Gooner1963 said:

Paul Becque back on Sunday if he does that stupid alarm noise I'll shove it up his ****

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No thanks ...

Mike's got the best xmas gifts we're ever going to see.


Starts with an £8 neck fan.

Gooner1963 said:

Paul Becque back on Sunday if he does that stupid alarm noise I'll shove it up his ****

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If I'm on the jury I promise you you'll be acquitted!

Gooner1963 said:

Paul Becque back on Sunday if he does that stupid alarm noise I'll shove it up his ****

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Gosh they really are scraping the barrel aren’t they. He occasionally presented on C&C and was so flaming loud and full of himself.

I didn't know Mike felt music, he has a special gift. He's never mentioned it before.

galesgal57 said:

I didn't know Mike felt music, he has a special gift. He's never mentioned it before.

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Gift my ar*e - what a bell end

Saw Grizzly Mason earlier back n the super stylish Clearance Crapival T-shirt. He was selling a DIY telescopic magnet and mirror. They looked like dentists tools that were the size for Lindsay’s gob or for the fish lipped gargoyle to check for wrinkles

Battiola73 said:

Saw Grizzly Mason earlier back n the super stylish Clearance Crapival T-shirt. He was selling a DIY telescopic magnet and mirror. They looked like dentists tools that were the size for Lindsay’s gob or for the fish lipped gargoyle to check for wrinkles

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I’ve got it on in the background - my parrot is laughing at the antics. Every time he says something a bit iiffy - my parrot swears

galesgal57 said:

I didn't know Mike felt music, he has a special gift. He's never mentioned it before.

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He is an absolute pillock.

How long is this sodding clearance carnival going on for?

Until Christmas?

Captain Birdseye is encouraging us to buy a vinyl record, anyone would think he's flogging a turntable

Finishes tomorrow. They have to make space for the next lot of tat shipped in from China and India.

Wonder if Mason of the morons feels sorry for us plebs who only hear music

Paul Becue only ever used to make that noise when things were limited stock, but as sod all ever sells out maybe it won’t happen.

He may hug the Cameras though.

Weird lot at IW, You have Paul who is a camera Hugger, and Pedro who has been known to Snog Figurines and Sculptures

If Paul is joining who has left

Torchy has watches at 11. Wonder which luxury brands he will have?

galesgal57 said:

Torchy has watches at 11. Wonder which luxury brands he will have?

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Probably Rowlex. Definitely not designed to confuse Muriel and her chums...

"I would never lie to you"

This would have a job of carrying a box of cornflakes,ideal for tradesmen he says.