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Everything he sells, he just comes across as desperate, banging his hands down, and sounding aggressive at times. I know it's his job to make a sale, but tone it down Pete.
He can't, he really can't.

He is a route 1 seller, pretending he's anxious to get everyone a bargain so they don't miss out but actually he's desperate not to lose a sale and his commission.

He could no more change than a donkey could win the grand national.
 
Dirty Peter trying to sell a parasol for £19.99 - nobody, not one person, would pay that.

Now he's moved to the "kitchen" with Chef Flambe for an air fryer.
"Have your phone in your hand" - more like have a fire extinguisher in your hand!

"Not only for chips, not only for baking, not only for roasts" :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
Dirty Peter trying to sell a parasol for £19.99 - nobody, not one person, would pay that.

Now he's moved to the "kitchen" with Chef Flambe for an air fryer.
"Have your phone in your hand" - more like have a fire extinguisher in your hand!

"Not only for chips, not only for baking, not only for roasts" :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
Yeah, need to get in quick air fryers are hard to get these days🤣🤣
 
OMG Pervy Pete selling a 1950s coffee table. He’s wearing a pair of extremely tight bright yellow trousers 🤢. Put me right off my lunch.
Slimming World should adopt that as a method of weight loss. Just give out videos of Dirty Peter wearing tight yellow trousers to put people off their takeaway from the chippy😜.
 

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