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Chirpy Chappy Cheap Cheap

Where's Mike Mason gone?
repeat x 3
Far far away
Last night I heard Mike Mason singing a song
ohhh wee chirpy chappy cheap cheap
Woke up this morning and I found he was on
Ooh wee chirpy chappy cheap cheap
Chirpy chappy cheap cheap chirp
 
Dr Quincy MkII said:
I know not everything is unique and exciting but last night Shop On TV were doing the cruises similar to what Ideal World of old did and the prices were genuinely decent. As long as you do your research (my folks go cruising quite a lot and they never take anything at face value). I did buy one of those large mugs with a metal straw from Ideal World a couple of weeks back and they were cheaper than Amazon and the mug is actually decent. But more in a going to Home Bargains kind of way. It was branded as TJC Essentials and had the Ideal World logo on the box as well. It is a very odd way to do shopping telly but I guess if you make ends meat you don't have to be classy :LOL:
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Tuesday's 8pm Planet Cruise with, amongst others, Beefy Keithy - who is now the BA for Vionic footwear on QVC. Keith appearing now on IW seems impossible, such is its cheap, tacky, low-rent approach.
 
Nice to see some extra training for Dr. Edwards this evening. She looks a little severe…

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HughTwo said:
Doc Edwards back with a fountain pen. His sidekick, Kelly, says she had one at school :ROFLMAO:

Even funnier, he said they sold out the other night but "found" another 30 :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
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Probably found them in the bin, one of the interns didn't know what they were and chucked them away.

Of course she had a fountain pen at school...🙄
 
Lord Helpus said:
So Mason has been away being recharged at the funny farm and he is now more insufferable than ever.

Singing his stupid songs doing his daft dance moves. Talks of "his" phone lines and "his" website.

Everything is flying aht, flying aht.

He is an utter twat.
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I had an image of a Frankenstein's monster character being plugged in at the mains😵‍💫

I think he believes the singing and dancing make him even more loveable...🙄

Totally agree with your description of him your lordship.
 
Jessie is a woeful presenter, got to be among the worst on shopping TV.

His delivery/presentation skills are absolutely horrendous, he's constantly fidgeting and spouts the most inane rubbish, his attempted jokes are an abject failure, his product knowledge is non existant, really why is he even there, how the hell did he get a job?
Allegedly he was an actor (never seen or heard of him before IW), all i can say if his acting was on a par with his presentering skills then he must have been awful to watch, unless he was playing the part of a hopeless TV presenter, he'd be perfect for that role.

BTW where's Janice disappeared to, has he gotten lost looking for some more giant belt buckles to dazzle us with?
 
Muttley said:
I had an image of a Frankenstein's monster character being plugged in at the mains😵‍💫

I think he believes the singing and dancing make him even more loveable...🙄

Totally agree with your description of him your lordship.
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As i've said before, he reminds me of that loudmouthed annoying twat in a group that always think they are the life and soul of the party/want to be the center of attention that everybody wishes would either STFU or FO. Absolutely nothing loveable about the Goddess's gimp.
 

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