Random musings and general banter.

Muttley said:

I wonder where Muriel's using it? Actually, I don't want to know

We will have to listen for any other old lady names he overuses, is there a Gladys or Maud? We can talk about them on here and maybe they will make an appearance On the forum

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Dirty Peter is using it on his visceral fat!!

It comes with complimentary collagen gel worth 50 pound, ok.

galesgal57 said:

She could be using it on her pussy

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Maybe Muriel was the inspiration for Mrs Slocombe

HughTwo said:

Dirty Peter is using it on his visceral fat!!

It comes with complimentary collagen gel worth 50 pound, ok.

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Yes, of course it does, I believe him. Just 'ave a buy, you know you want to

Jessie's turn to make a fool of himself flogging Duchump watches.

Really shouldn't be selling an "alledged" £2000 watch if you don't know tthe basics, butterfly clasp he says.

Jessie still believes Christophe is a person and he has a small workshop.

Wish they would stop calling them a watchmaker, they ain't, they make sod all.

Jezza reckons in a few years these watches will be worth 2 or 3 thousands! They are supplied direct from Christophe himself from his workshop in Switzerland. It's the next big name in luxury watches.

galesgal57 said:

Jezza reckons in a few years these watches will be worth 2 or 3 thousands! They are supplied direct from Christophe himself from his workshop in Switzerland. It's the next big name in luxury watches.

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If you're lucky 2 to 3 hundred.

It may look try to look like a Rolex but it most certainly isn't, it ain't ngoing up in price from IW's price, only way is down. Anybody paying 2 to 3 thousand for a watch with a £40ish Ronda needs their head examined, heck even a person is just buying it at the Duchump price they're family should be confiscating their wallet/purse.

historymystery said:

I would give a sentence of 10 years with hard labour (OK, I can dream) to any selly telly jewellery presenter who continually pronounces the names of gemstones incorrectly (but is, so they tell us, GIA qualified). Obviously pronunciation doesn't figure too highly in the GIA teaching materials.

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Always wonder what the actual qualifications are. Could be cleaning the bogs for all we know

Jazzydrury said:

He wasn’t like he is now on Create and Craft

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No he certainly wasn’t. Although I thought he was creepy with no humour or personality, he didn’t come out with the bulls..t he does now.

Hammy60 said:

It's a legacy piece, will be here in 200, 300 years time.

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Do they mean still in the IW warehouse unsold?

Battiola73 said:

No he certainly wasn’t. Although I thought he was creepy with no humour or personality, he didn’t come out with the bulls..t he does now.

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Difference being on Create and Craft, most of the guests, either work for the company or own the company, pbvs they wouldnt be happy if BS was talked

Why are they still overselling Cooling products, As I’m guessing the likelyhood of long hot spells are over.

I see Double Shift Pedro is back in Double Mode

The sales technique Jezza was using on the late night shift was truly pathetic.

Buy your man a Chrisophe Duchamp and he'll love you forever. Just imagine he arrives home and you hand him this wonderful blue (cardboard) box which he opens to find... a Rolex knock off watch.

"Oh you shouldn't have, it must have cost a fortune" he gushes, the gratitude shining in his eyes.

But you and Jezza know that actually you bought it at a bargain price - only £600 - which you can pay off over 5 months. And that he can sell for £2 or 3K in a couple of years as it can only gain value. You must keep all the paperwork and the 2 year guarantee which actually seems a bit paltry for such a prestigious timepiece.

A late night fairy story from a mumbling buffoon with about as much credibility as a Katie Price promise to attend a court hearing.

The man has no class.

According to Pedro, he said Tomas Shackernacker (his pronunciation) forecasts very hot weather to come. Unless I'm mistaken, Pedro is wearing some new shorts this morning, in a very fetching chartreuse colour.

galesgal57 said:

According to Pedro, he said Tomas Shackernacker (his pronunciation) forecasts very hot weather to come. Unless I'm mistaken, Pedro is wearing some new shorts this morning, in a very fetching chartreuse colour.

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Yeah a 18/24 hour spike of heat, with a lot confined to the East

galesgal57 said:

According to Pedro, he said Tomas Shackernacker (his pronunciation) forecasts very hot weather to come. Unless I'm mistaken, Pedro is wearing some new shorts this morning, in a very fetching chartreuse colour.

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I wonder why he chose that particular name. Probably goes all squally and high pressure esque whenever he sees him. Or is it just the knackkers bits.

Duke of Cheese said:

I wonder why he chose that particular name. Probably goes all squally and high pressure esque whenever he sees him. Or is it just the knackkers bits.

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He did say he'd met him a few times, dog walking on Hampstead Heath perhaps.

Give it a month it will be the heaters buy now otherwise they will be hard to get hold off later

It would be interesting to see how they sold goods if there was actually any organisation with any serious powers they were responsible to broadcasting output wise.

Peter says he is friends with Tomasz Schafernaker (that weather forecaster who was caught sticking his middle finger up at the camera once) Does Peter fancy himself a bit of a weatherman? Peter's forecast for tomorrow claims it will reach 35c in some places.