Random musings and general banter.

HughTwo said:

it actually looks reasonable - compared to the tidal wave of tat they flog......but OfMasons being an electrician? Him buying one? He buys so much, his house must look like an IW warehouse

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I believe it is true that he trained as a young man as an electrician, before he discovered 'acting, entertaining, cruise ships, etc.'.

You would have thought Mike would have mentioned him being an electrician in his LinkedIn. Something as impressive as that.

OutOut said:

You would have thought Mike would have mentioned him being an electrician in his LinkedIn. Something as impressive as that. [image of his LinkedIn bio where he says he has regularly appeared on ITV, Channel 4 & Channel 5]

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He might want to get some Dulcolax for his definition of "regular".

Ideal World paid to broadcast on ITV in the small hours. While technically that would count as "appearing regularly on ITV" it's not like ITV employed him in a show, format, or production they paid for.

PhaedrusR said:

I believe it is true that he trained as a young man as an electrician, before he discovered 'acting, entertaining, cruise ships, etc.'.

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He worked for Woolwich council he said.

galesgal57 said:

He worked for Woolwich council he said.

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And also said lint removers were flying out!

OutOut said:

You would have thought Mike would have mentioned him being an electrician in his LinkedIn. Something as impressive as that.

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It’s odd. All I can find online is shopping television clips. The ITV, C4 and C5 stuff, I am yet to see.

Duke of Cheese said:

It’s odd. All I can find online is shopping television clips. The ITV, C4 and C5 stuff, I am yet to see.

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Let's face it, all that is small beer compared to flogging washing lines on Ideal World, Ave it!

Dr. Perry Mason with medical advice. If your precision £9.99 Fingertip Pulse Oximeter flags up any issues. Ring 911, immediately. San Francisco Police Department on way to me. ETA - three days. Mason’s heartbeat reading at 55 BPM. Ring 911, IMMEDIATELY. Though some might say they didn’t know he had one.

Finally a sensible item a Fan,

Mason inadvertently knocks one of the best products he has ever sold - a fan. By the way it wobbled furiously, not much substance to it. Lavishly equipped with thermodynamics rather than solid plastic. Good job he’s not selling an air conditioning unit. Then, all fans are ineffective at keeping you cool.

A fan with a propeller the same as a speed boat
Ofthemasonsss is right, he is a comedian!

"You want one don't, yer?" he says? No, Ovzermazonnes, I DON'T.

Emiily J said:

Peter Simon would make a great Big Brother contestant, after being in there for 2 or 3 weeks, you would see the true him

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Yep. I've previously suggested 'Celebrity Coach trip'.
The claws would be out within a few days. And the 'camp act' clash with Brendan would be good TV.

Emiily J said:

Peter Simon would make a great Big Brother contestant, after being in there for 2 or 3 weeks, you would see the true him

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I don't think they're that desperate!. I never watch it, but I would if he was on it.

OutOut said:

You would have thought Mike would have mentioned him being an electrician in his LinkedIn. Something as impressive as that.

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Well it's pre-showbiz, so 'not relevant'.

I was watching him flogging a toolbox or something a couple of years ago when he went through his pre-entertainment career. Think he left school and trained at college as an electrician apprentice and then worked as one until his theatrical bent took over.

Hand Contraption on the show now, this channel does sell some real old rubbish don’t they.

Mason of the morons fingernails are disgusting considering he's such a love god ladies man

He is claiming Handy Spa, will help with Autism what a tosser Wonker

Emiily J said:

He is claiming Handy Spa, will help with Autism what a tosser Wonker

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Yes I fully understand that I spelt the last word wrong

Emiily J said:

Yes I fully understand that I spelt the last word wrong

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I just thought you were being polite

There's worse things in life than spelling a word wrongly on a forum, you could be a shopping TV presenter making outrageous claims about a product in order to scare the viewer into buying whatever rubbish they're currently selling.