Who's excited to see Lisa B's new look tonight then?...

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So the black eyes were caused by a steam iron dropping right on her nose? Wow, how unlucky.

At least she went to great pains to explain exactly how it happened, even re-enacting the scenario. It did cross my mind that one of her many Kin-Key-Ids might have fell off the hook and cracked her one, silly me :grin:

I do hope her face heals up before her party, she'll look terribly out of place.
 
So the black eyes were caused by a steam iron dropping right on her nose? Wow, how unlucky.

At least she went to great pains to explain exactly how it happened, even re-enacting the scenario. It did cross my mind that one of her many Kin-Key-Ids might have fell off the hook and cracked her one, silly me :grin:

I do hope her face heals up before her party, she'll look terribly out of place.

A kin-key-id would have been more believable :giggle:

In defence of the iron, it's never hurt me and it does a great job for under £15 from Amazon, with FREE POSTAGE
 
A kin-key-id would have been more believable :giggle:

In defence of the iron, it's never hurt me and it does a great job for under £15 from Amazon, with FREE POSTAGE

No Momma, I cannot say i'm surprised your iron has never hurt you.

Strangely I think she kind of suits black eyes and a cracked nose, dunno why.
 
If she'd applied her normal amount of 'slap' and quit the mouth gestures, we'd be none the wiser :wink:

I saw her briefly last night, she didn't really look any different to me.

Just frozen, as she openly admits she always does :eek:
 
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I suppose unusual household accidents happen all the time. I recall once that I slipped in the kitchen and inexplicably I managed to knock the entire contents of a packet of Jaffa Cakes into my mouth, I had no choice but to eat them all.

Nobody believes me to this day.
 
I wonder if Mike gave her the kiss of life or finished off her ironing? :giggle:

I don't know about the kiss of life but I know in Liverpool they call a headbutt a Kirkby Kiss :wink:

The good news is that I doubt her ironing takes very long. Not long at all :giggle:

Burger Flippin' Birkett must be the only man alive who actually looks smarter in warehouse clothes! Great clearance bargains, he just sold BOD'S orange cleaner for 9p less than usual!
 
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You could notice her broken nose much more last night. Of course we all know her beauty product sales are often a masterclass in exaggeration but being sold face creams by someone who looks like they have been in a fishwife scrap was surely not the best of judgement even for Sit-Up although we know nothing of the sort happened, a steam iron did it.

I do hope no steam irons fell directly onto the bridge of her nose when she was selling high end Art in Newcastle, that would have been very awkward :giggle:
 
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I think Lisa looks a lot better without all the make up she puts on.

I do too, she's a pretty girl and dosen't need it. And the botox just makes her expressionless, which definitely dosen't suit her bubbly personality.

It's a bit like a milk float sounding like an F1 car!
 

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