What's the most ludicrous comment you've heard...

[lilylurknomore]

.... on QVC?! Thought we could have a giggle.

I think the one that springs to mind with me is when Jill F said when doing a Kipling hour with Marie F, that the bags were called Kipling after the inventor! Rudyard Kipling!! You know, one of our most popular writer/poets, he was knocking out nylon handbags in his spare time!! Apart from the fact that nylon wasn't even invented when he was alive!! Wow did I chuckle at that!

What have you heard?!

 

[mollsmum]

AY - 'If you've got afro-caribbean skin on your feet'
JF - Bazuki brush !

Not the most ridiculous, but they stuck with me :smirk:

 

[LE lover]

courtesy of AY.Lip area, eye area, cheek area etc. Why not just call it skin.

 

[Catkins]

"If you have round eyes" has to be mine. What shape are your eyes supposed to be????

This pearl of wisdom was imparted in last weeks Smashbox shows. Classic!

 

[misschris]

JF on Kim & Co hour

Pink goes lovely with Brown and
Brown goes lovely with ... Pink!

 

[Starlight]

That a £75.00 set of Northern Nights bedding would make a great 'teacher's present' if some of you could club together!

 

[Starlight]

Oh yes, and if you are stupid enough to use a high street brand of nail strengthener your nails will become so hard and brittle that if you bang them down onto a table too hard they will 'shatter' :mysmilie_505:

 

[silversequin]

That a £75.00 set of Northern Nights bedding would make a great 'teacher's present' if some of you could club together!

Oh surely not! but then again I can imgine in QVC land this would be a realistic suggestion.
How about some Kelly Hoppen home accessories as well?

 

[perdita]

The most outrageous comment I have ever heard?

"QVC stands for Quality, Value and Convenience."

Makes me laugh every time!!! :cheeky:

 

[DramaCat]

The most outrageous comment I have ever heard?

"QVC stands for Quality, Value and Convenience."

Makes me laugh every time!!! :cheeky:

touché :grin:

 

[LE lover]

The most outrageous comment I have ever heard?

"QVC stands for Quality, Value and Convenience."

Makes me laugh every time!!! :cheeky:

:mysmilie_61::mysmilie_61:

 

[alibeth]

Just watching a jewellery show & heard Catherine refer to QVC as a "designer boutique".
Her guest (Mischa) also said that she did not like to go out with "a naked hole" ( ok she was referring to earrings:tongue

 

[rainbowdottie]

that there is a 30 no quibble money back guarentee..........................tell that to "The Letter" recievers:down:

 

[Twinkle]

I'm wearing size small..............................guess who




:mysmilie_15::mysmilie_15:

 

[ERICS MUM]

JF flogging some awful Christmas bauble-y thing last Nov and being genuinely surprised that it had taken nearly a year to come back in stock. Surely she didn't expect it to be on sale in June ?

Jules telling us that the pink neon flamingo garden ornaments were "flying off the shelves"

Craig selling some ear phones and telling us he has a pair for the gym and how good they are. 2 minutes later, having forgotten this little fib, he tells us that this brand is so much better than the ones he takes to the gym and he's going to buy a pair.

Simon B having his shirts made from NN sheets.

(on reflection these are not outrageous, but I've left them because they are funny)

 

[barbedwire]

Alison Young saying that Liz Earle Skin Repair made a great 'dog walking moisturiser'...

 

[lilian]

I'm wearing size small..............................guess who




:mysmilie_15::mysmilie_15:

:mysmilie_510::mysmilie_507::mysmilie_507:

I've not had any surgery......... Lulu

 

[boffy]

northern nights high thread count bedding is used in the top hotels.
mmmm

 

[BenFongTorres]

AY - 'If you've got afro-caribbean skin on your feet'
JF - Bazuki brush !

Not the most ridiculous, but they stuck with me :smirk:

Oh my word, that soooooooooooooo tickled my funny bone, thank you I needed that!


:mysmilie_15::mysmilie_867:

 

[yazrose]

Buy it, get it home, try it out, send it back, no worries.