The next time you open your QVC parcel ...

[Snarly]

I am sitting here, freshly EmmaHarvied, fragrant, having tried out the eye serum (4pc), antihistamine box on the kitchen counter, if needed. Other package was NailsIncSoho, ridgefiller, for a pesky baby finger whose ridge splits downward. Trying to get into that package required scissors and super-human strength. The irony of breaking a nail as you try to get into a package for an item designed to strengthen your nails! Reminds me of a quote I read 30+ years ago of Erma Bombeck, American humorist, who wrote about the perforated half-circles on food boxes or laundry boxes, labelled, "Open Here." She said they should read, "Break Fingernail Here." It always brings a smile as I mutter it to myself in frustration. That, I remember ... whether I've taken my meds for the day? is beyond me!