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I'm really getting into the Christmas spirit and I have decided to buy all the presenters a 'secret 'present . I'm starting with my favourite Glen Campbell who is getting a one way ticket to New Zealand . Once he is over there I'm gonna arrange for someone to steal his passport .
Is anyone else feeling generous ?:34::4:
 
logfire said:
I'm really getting into the Christmas spirit and I have decided to buy all the presenters a 'secret 'present . I'm starting with my favourite Glen Campbell who is getting a one way ticket to New Zealand . Once he is over there I'm gonna arrange for someone to steal his passport .
Is anyone else feeling generous ?:34::4:
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pmsl l'm gonna buy kim from kim and co a pair of glasses cause l don't think she see's how crap her clothes are.
 
Stacey said:
pmsl l'm gonna buy kim from kim and co a pair of glasses cause l don't think she see's how crap her clothes are.
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.......Little white pair of linen trousers and a little white tee shirt.....blah blah
 
Poor New Zealand...... I mean what has that country ever done to you?

Can he take Paul Mckenna with him though?
 
logfire said:
I'm really getting into the Christmas spirit and I have decided to buy all the presenters a 'secret 'present . I'm starting with my favourite Glen Campbell who is getting a one way ticket to New Zealand . Once he is over there I'm gonna arrange for someone to steal his passport .
Is anyone else feeling generous ?:34::4:
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For Jill Franks - a full Christmas dinner with all the trimmings including pud and brandy butter, all washed down with a full bodied bottle of red wine - and she can't leave the table till she's finished it all or I'll confiscate all her exercise toys and vitamin pills for the next year.
 
Topaz said:
For Jill Franks - a full Christmas dinner with all the trimmings including pud and brandy butter, all washed down with a full bodied bottle of red wine - and she can't leave the table till she's finished it all or I'll confiscate all her exercise toys and vitamin pills for the next year.
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Excellent, but you forgot the inhaler to clear up that god awful wheezing!!
 
And for Julia ...
No i'm not gonna say it 'cos I love Julia . I do . I do . I'm not going to be mean . I'm not . I'm not . But to be honest with you she has gotta have a new tape measure . There. Sorry . I've said it now but in a loving way .
 
And for Dawn ( d'you know , sigh ! ) ... a bottle of happy juice . Cheer up , lov , do . If I thought it would help I'd even buy some of yer glittery stuff .
 
suzie from northern nights some 300 thread count bedding from marks and spencer that she wont have to iron because it really does have a non iron finish.
 
For Alison Young a voice recorder as she obviously loves to hear her own voice. She never bluddy shuts up.
 
Bettyboo said:
For Alison Young a voice recorder as she obviously loves to hear her own voice. She never bluddy shuts up.
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And a sun lamp to sit under while she's listening to herself. (Don't know why I'm being wicked to Ali, I love her really).
 
logfire said:
And for Julia ...
No i'm not gonna say it 'cos I love Julia . I do . I do . I'm not going to be mean . I'm not . I'm not . But to be honest with you she has gotta have a new tape measure . There. Sorry . I've said it now but in a loving way .
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And a new pair of flip flops pmsl.
 

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