Random musings and general banter.

[Niwa]

Peter V is now a Blood Pressure Expert

Yeah one with incredibly high blood pressure.
Probably due to the stress of having to demonstrate shoddy equipment like the pressure washer previously, which had attachments falling off every few seconds.

 

[EmmaP]

Yeah one with incredibly high blood pressure.
Probably due to the stress of having to demonstrate shoddy equipment like the pressure washer previously, which had attachments falling off every few seconds.

I missed that

 

[Craftalot]

I didn't think she was engaged then. As he lives\ lived in France or so she said when telling us how she packs to fly most weekends! Or was this another story line, she was on TJC at the time.

She's still engaged, apparently, and he's still in Paris. I wonder if she's ever actually met him, or does 'something come up' every time she goes over there.

Next, he might possibly call her in a panic and say his mother needs an urgent operation but the sale of some valuable assets has gone wrong, and could Lyndsey lend him €75,000 by bank transfer today. Lyndsey, je t'aime...

 

[Niwa]

My dad has always said Hayley Green looks like a Jockey

Shaun Crawley looks like a man with remotely operated head.

 

[EmmaP]

So say has Cheap and Cheerful watches coming up

 

[Niwa]

Lindsey is up with Luxury Timepieces, her words not mine

Gonna be a grand for £400 quids worth of gold

 

[EmmaP]

£1699.99, one off price, it will go up

 

[Niwa]

Gonna be a grand for £400 quids worth of gold

Wow even more of a rip.

 

[historymystery]

Gollum got his 'I know everything' spiel about BP horribly wrong last night. He started off surprisingly well, correctly defining systolic pressure but then took very much a wrong turn talking about fluid intake and 'flushing out pipes (pipes being blood vessels). He really is one of those dicks who pontificates about absolutely everything, sure of his own learning, when in fact he's exposing his ignorance every time.

I had to smile at that, too! All the stuff he was coming out with, as though he was a medical expert, when in fact he was way off-course with what he said at least once while I was watching - and I was watching it between doing other things elsewhere, so heaven knows what else was said. Totally wrong that they give us a diatribe on something that they obviously haven't studied beforehand. If it's anything medical at least do your flippin' homework before the presentation, as some people will rely on what they say! Unbelievable!

 

[EmmaP]

Trevor has to be in surely, to buy for Pauline

 

[EmmaP]

We are heavily governed by the ASA

 

[Niwa]

Rob Locke is sometimes on Shop On TV on ITV1 around midnight.
More often than not presenters are Shaun Crawley and Hayley Green aka Creepy Crawley and The Human Claw.
Last nights was a vac show and they were assisted by Mark Ryes.

Some describe Mark Ryes as 'the creepy little blonde guy' but I don't mind him actually.
Prefer him to most of the current male lot.

 

[Bernie100]

Gollum got his 'I know everything' spiel about BP horribly wrong last night. He started off surprisingly well, correctly defining systolic pressure but then took very much a wrong turn talking about fluid intake and 'flushing out pipes (pipes being blood vessels). He really is one of those dicks who pontificates about absolutely everything, sure of his own learning, when in fact he's exposing his ignorance every time.

Nearly as bad as Dr Sally Jacks - " I'm not medically trained (I'd never have guessed!) but here's some medical advice anyway."

 

[EmmaP]

Who says she isn’t a Doctor, Harry Hill is

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Gollum got his 'I know everything' spiel about BP horribly wrong last night. He started off surprisingly well, correctly defining systolic pressure but then took very much a wrong turn talking about fluid intake and 'flushing out pipes (pipes being blood vessels). He really is one of those dicks who pontificates about absolutely everything, sure of his own learning, when in fact he's exposing his ignorance every time.

Totally misread that!….i had a double take. Of course,those 2 words aren’t interchangeable,well at least I hope not

 

[Bernie100]

From what Foghorn just said the extent of her medical knowledge is that obtained from watching proper Doctors on TikTok. That's good enough for me, give her a medical degree.

 

[Craftalot]

Nearly as bad as Dr Sally Jacks - " I'm not medically trained (I'd never have guessed!) but here's some medical advice anyway."

exactly. Dr Sally Jacks who, apparently, goes around the world 'lecturing doctors at conferences'. Look, here's a doctor at a recent conference she was leading: