Random musings and general banter.

[galesgal57]

Pedro and Joe are being very smutty tonight. Lots of quips about being camp, kissing balaclavas, banging back doors and having your mouth full. Very childish, lots of tongue round the mouth action.

 

[Wanderer]

Even if you don't want an air fryer, just buy it. Ok Peter let's all 'av a buy.

For those with a costco membership or know someone with one - https://www.costco.co.uk/Appliances...pecialty/Gourmia-67L-Digital-Air-Fryer/p/6487

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

A 62 year old guy crawling about on his knees, showing us some crappy rugs. Sorry, authentic Turkish kilim rugs. Who said they are authenic? Murat in the local kebab shop?

 

[Wanderer]

A 62 year old guy crawling about on his knees, showing us some crappy rugs. Sorry, authentic Turkish kilim rugs. Who said they are authenic? Murat in the local kebab shop?

It was the seller on the rug equivalent of AliExpress.

 

[Lilo Lil]

What is it with the awful music and videos of items that have just been shown, have the presenters gone off for a comfort break?

Bluddy annoying …

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Sounds like part of the soundtrack from Alan Bennett’s Sunset Across the Bay. A story of two OAPs struggling to cope with life after retirement to Morecambe in 1974/5. Great as part of a play about the mundanity and depressive nature of life with no point or purpose for two old people in 1970s’ Britain, but not great being used as part of a 2020s’ shopping channel output. The whole thing remains so completely unprofessional in terms certainly of its production standards. Or more accurately- lack of any.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

What is it with the awful music and videos of items that have just been shown, have the presenters gone off for a comfort break?

Bluddy annoying …

It's meant to kill dead air. When they first came back in that studio they didn't have anything. They don't have room to have it so they can move to a different part of the studio. So they have to stay put while the floor manager or some kind of mininon removes one item and puts another in place. They also throw in some promos and it is likely during theses extended moments they are getting coffee using bathroom etc etc. But the looping of demos etc is so they can move on to the next item.

 

[Gooner1963]

It's very difficult to take the bride of Van Helsing seriously

 

[Lord Helpus]

It's very difficult to take the bride of Van Helsing seriously

Exactly.

I hope poor deluded old ladies aren't buying all these immensely expensive "beauty" items in the hope that they will be rejuvenated like Ursula Andress in She. Peter Cushing (Van Hesling) was in that.

It's hard to know who could be taken in by Natalia's wild eyed musings.

 

[galesgal57]

Foghorn modelling the tracksuit she wore to travel in this morning. Coming soon, how terrible Virgin Atlantic are. Just let it go, these things happen.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

She’s a coat hanger snob, she proudly announces. No sh…I’d never have guessed. She took her posh ones to India. Well, she tried to.

Non-direct price comparison of £40 for similar. Er…Who and Where exactly? Oh of course, they won’t tell you that. Excuse me while my sides split.

 

[User 23988]

She’s a coat hanger snob, she proudly announces. No sh…I’d never have guessed. She took her posh ones to India. Well, she tried to.

Non-direct price comparison of £40 for similar. Er…Who and Where exactly? Oh of course, they won’t tell you that. Excuse me while my sides split.

No doubt she will be fishing for compensation from virgin,when her tacky wardrobe luggage went missingunfortunately it’s come back with crocodile tears

 

[Kit10]

Exactly.

I hope poor deluded old ladies aren't buying all these immensely expensive "beauty" items in the hope that they will be rejuvenated like Ursula Andress in She. Peter Cushing (Van Hesling) was in that.

It's hard to know who could be taken in by Natalia's wild eyed musings.

Don’t give them ideas. Exactly how much would Opatra charge for entrance to the Fountain of Youth?

 

[Wanderer]

Don’t give them ideas. Exactly how much would Opatra charge for entrance to the Fountain of Youth?

RRP £999,999, because they have such a good relationship with Opatra you can buy in for just £9,999 and it comes with a lifetime warranty.

 

[Lord Helpus]

RRP £999,999, because they have such a good relationship with Opatra you can buy in for just £9,999 and it comes with a lifetime warranty.

IW3's Fountain of Youth would be based around the Buddha garden feature. So tasteful.

 

[Lord Helpus]

RRP £999,999, because they have such a good relationship with Opatra you can buy in for just £9,999 and it comes with a lifetime warranty.

Multi lifetime warranty surely as the Fountain of Youth could be used again and again for rejuvenation. The included solar panel would be used to run it forever.

 

[rubia]

Oh God…That ghastly Jacks woman. I had hoped she was stranded in Calcutta.

No such luck!!

 

[Jazzydrury]

Simon Lies is on Create at 5pm if anybody is interested

 

[galesgal57]

That's the third air fryer on in 24 hours. Burgers, chips, a whole chicken over and over again. And Foghorn on a double shift. Both guaranteed to give you indigestion.

 

[Wanderer]

That's the third air fryer on in 24 hours. Burgers, chips, a whole chicken over and over again. And Foghorn on a double shift. Both guaranteed to give you indigestion.

They must think we need to buy an air fryer or three, all on flexi pay.