Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

Palace fan here. Unfortunately.

 

[Professor Branestawm]

She has The Flattery Mirror on later. Designed to simper round massive egos and body frames who think they look very different to the stark reality. Personally endorsed by her.

If I was her boss there, she would be selling and demonstrating used Izal toilet rolls for each shift she could hold out for. Ooh…You’d pay at least £250 for this mucky roll in the hotels I frequent on the Costa Del Bobbi..

OMG. Izal loo paper. How did we ever get by with the stuff we had?

Who first designed Izal?
You can imagine the conversation…
‘Erm, boss, I’ve got a new idea for a product. You know how ordinary loo roll just works? Well how about one that doesn’t absorb anything but is great at, well, smearing it about a bit? People would use loads, just trying to clear up what they just covered themselves in. And we can give it a fragrance.
No, not coconut, or lemon.
How about the smell of Jeys Fluid?
So everyone in your whole postcode will know not only that you just went to the loo, but exactly what you did in there.”

Boss: “sure, Dave. And don’t put it on a roll so it fits people’s house. Put it in a box instead…”

Still, as kids, we used to use it as the world’s worst tracing paper.
Turns out the only thing it does absorb is felt tip pen…

 

[Gooner1963]

I do. Been a fan since 1970, even though I live in the North East. I'm sure Gooner1963 is a fellow fan.

I sure am & I live in Gods county of Yorkshire lol

 

[galesgal57]

I sure am & I live in Gods county of Yorkshire lol

North Yorkshire for me.

 

[galesgal57]

Sally likes to sit on her rattan furniture in the summer. Bet she didn't buy it from Ideal World. I'm sure she mentions the furniture deliberately because she knows it winds us up.

 

[Jazzydrury]

And I’m a mixture, Dad is from India, Mum is from England, they met in India, I was born there, as Mum was over there for Work

So we are a multi culterial little group, Name is Emma so no doubt mum had the final say

Sport wise I prefer Tennis and Cricket but will watch footy

 

[Jazzydrury]

Just turned over and she screamed, somebody bought the trousers arghhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Lord Helpus]

Those vile trinkets.. I wouldn’t even send one as a peace offering to my ex-wife..And she burnt all my Timpo toys in 1998.

I hear, through my ears (14 year old in the Gallery) we can’t sell this ta…trinket again at this price…Gallereh? Gallereh??? They’ve gone for a Milk and Potato Puffs break..

Oh potato puffs. School tuck shop wasn't it? Young lads, jumpers for goalposts

I can’t watch any more of her mouthing off for this car boot bling… At least Mason is a decent watch…Unlike some he flogs on there…She and this watch have obviously just met on air by her lack of competent kinaesthetic skills in demonstrating it. Do some prep, Luv…Back to work…

Sal is just finishing selling her hippie/farmer Giles smocks. Paprika to blend in with the countryside. Phone lines are v v v v v busy again. She compares this to people getting off a bus....

Is she on the cider???

 

[Gooner1963]

Is it wearing a windsock how on Earth can that awful woman have followers on social media ?

 

[Lord Helpus]

Can I just say?

I've followed Sally Jacks/Jaxx since she was a singer in Bucks Fizz. Not the original of course. She was a replacement for a replacement.

I tell it like it is me.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Is it wearing a windsock how on Earth can that awful woman have followers on social media ?

She has a tik tok page where she documents a holiday abroad somewhere. Bikini pics and all. Plus lots of plugs for garments not bought from IW methinks.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Palace fan here. Unfortunately.

Poor old Woy. Now retired at last. Who'd want to do that job in their mid 70s? Put your feet up now mate.

 

[galesgal57]

She has a tik tok page where she documents a holiday abroad somewhere. Bikini pics and all. Plus lots of plugs for garments not bought from IW methinks.

She's got another holiday coming up, so prepare yourself for the bragging on her "socials".

 

[Lord Helpus]

She's got another holiday coming up, so prepare yourself for the bragging on her "socials".

Sally Jacks TV Mum and all-round super woman. When she sang she never needed a microphone.

 

[Muttley]

Sally likes to sit on her rattan furniture in the summer. Bet she didn't buy it from Ideal World. I'm sure she mentions the furniture deliberately because she knows it winds us up.

If that is her motivation it proves that she's not a nice person.

 

[User 23988]

She's got another holiday coming up, so prepare yourself for the bragging on her "socials".

Self indulgent and thick skinned,toilet paper and the dying days of rattan!
No shame

 

[Duke of Cheese]

She is about to be eaten by four monstrous handbags. Just her head remains.. Maxina Headroom…

I doubt she would even store them in a charity bag.

 

[Lord Helpus]

What I would like to know is....

When will Peter be reunited with Kevin, his tv partner of 30, 40 or is it 50 years to sell more vastly overpriced "designer" watches?

They are quite the ultimate BS double act.

 

[galesgal57]

Now we all know that she's been to Dubai, of course she has. It's all about designer clothes and bags there she says, what a poser.

 

[User 23988]

Those bags are horrible nasty and cheap TJC certainly employed the right presenter for this tat