Random musings and general banter.

[Muttley]

Well that Elephant looks depressed

We should do an intervention and rescue him from a fate worse than Pedro

 

[Jazzydrury]

Anybody fancy Light Bulbs for Xmas

 

[Jazzydrury]

So stuff they were selling (or not selling) seperately, is now on a 3 for 2.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Those horrendous slippers….Which south London lock-up did they discover them in?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

You do worry about his windows condensation problems. I mean…which one does he sort out first?

 

[Jazzydrury]

Joe with Gross food again

 

[Hammy60]

Joe with Gross food again

Joe with gross habits.

Just wiped the inside of the pan/cooker thing (think it was a curry/stew he'd just cooked), then went straight to wiping the counter with the same tissue then back to wiping the inside of the glass lid for the cooker thing.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Nobody in their right minds would eat his or Chef Mark's offerings...

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Pete extolling the virtues of his cheap “chopper”..wouldn’t surprise me if Muriel comes in for that! Can’t believe her ears

 

[Battiola73]

Is

those slippers PMSL

found a few boxes in a skip round the back

Isn't that where the majority of their tat comes from?

Anybody fancy Light Bulbs for Xmas

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Shocked to hear Herself announce live on air she has cirrhosis of the skin. That sounds very serious…Ah…she has corrected that to psoriasis of the skin….Terry Wogan also suffered badly from that.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Shocked to hear Herself announce live on air she has cirrhosis of the skin. That sounds very serious…Ah…she has corrected that to psoriasis of the skin….Terry Wogan also suffered badly from that.

I thought you called Lindsey, Herself

 

[Duke of Cheese]

No...By Herself...Meaning no viewers. Herself is the one on now.

 

[Muttley]

Those horrendous slippers….Which south London lock-up did they discover them in?

I have it on good authority that they came from a small business based in Peckham called Trotters Independent Traders...

 

[Samki]

I have it on good authority that they came from a small business based in Peckham called Trotters Independent Traders...

One of the directors is Mr A Daly as well

 

[Ant7t]

I don't know which is worse. The very theatrical, I love me, entrance of PS, or the stupid 'dancing' of MM.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Mikes bored

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Trevor of the Cotswolds is texting again to Mike of the Ar***oles asking if the watches are on later.. as he always does..and ,yes,just by coincidence they are.

Well,blow me down wiv a fevver .

 

[galesgal57]

Mikes bored

He's not the only one. The goods on offer are pure crap. Not worth watching.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

What is that thing on his head?
Looks like a double jointed tortoise. And what effect is it supposed to have on his shiny bald pate…very disturbing indeed