QVC *** talk 😬

[Yorkdel]

OK. The QVC website seems to be turning into Ann Summers! I think I feel a bit nauseous

https://www.qvcuk.com/fewe-i-touch-myself-vulva-serum.product.737703.html?sc=PSCH&sa=suggested&qq=mh&

 

[madaunty]

I had a email, which began “Let’s talk about intimate health and sexual wellness”.
I thought “let’s not” and deleted it without further reading.

 

[Patsy]

OK. The QVC website seems to be turning into Ann Summers! I think I feel a bit nauseous

https://www.qvcuk.com/fewe-i-touch-myself-vulva-serum.product.737703.html?sc=PSCH&sa=suggested&qq=mh&

 

[markd]

If they can make a profit from it then they will sell anything.

 

[ArticMule]

OK. The QVC website seems to be turning into Ann Summers! I think I feel a bit nauseous

https://www.qvcuk.com/fewe-i-touch-myself-vulva-serum.product.737703.html?sc=PSCH&sa=suggested&qq=mh&

I think Ann Summers has more class lol lots

 

[candycane]

I had a email, which began “Let’s talk about intimate health and sexual wellness”.
I thought “let’s not” and deleted it without further reading.

I had that email as well and deleted it.

Now IF I was going to start up a company that dealt with sexual wellness, which let's face it is a subject that lots of people are interested in, I would NOT call it "I touch myself". Why not call it Inner Happiness or something. People that might order these products will be terrified it arrives at their door with a neon sign and a big arrow above the parcel lol.

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[AndiK]

I had a email, which began “Let’s talk about intimate health and sexual wellness”.
I thought “let’s not” and deleted it without further reading.

Definitely not with QVC, thanks! I wonder who’s going to be doing the talking. The thought of some of them and the likely hand movements makes me cringe.

I had that email as well. I got as far as this and was about to delete it …

… when I saw the below and wondered what the VFF stood for so stopped to zoom in and check.

So it’s not Very First F… after all!!

 

[candycane]

Err yes, who's going to present this??? Charlie Brook? Simon???

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[Clothescloth]

I had this email too! Appalling! It seems every time I put on the QVC2 channel there is a replay of the ‘intimate moisturiser ‘ I really don’t like the way all this is going.

 

[madaunty]

Perhaps we should all be grateful that Qurio is no more.....

 

[donna255]

I did write the other month I expected them to go with sexual health, which will include the buzzing little devices.

I remember a song might be in the 90s, I Touch Myself by the Vinyls.

 

[Totally Loopy Lou]

I did write the other month I expected them to go with sexual health, which will include the buzzing little devices.

I remember a song might be in the 90s, I Touch Myself by the Vinyls.

Oh don’t!

Let’s just pray if they ever do sell “massagers” and the like on their website, they never make it to be air and have to demonstrated?!

 

[Grizelda]

I don't believe such products will be sold on QVC.

 

[Dame Fondacox]

I made a post joking about this years ago. As the saying goes, be careful what you say in jest...

 

[ClaireKelly]

OK. The QVC website seems to be turning into Ann Summers! I think I feel a bit nauseous

https://www.qvcuk.com/fewe-i-touch-myself-vulva-serum.product.737703.html?sc=PSCH&sa=suggested&qq=mh&

How gross is that…….

 

[merryone]

I bet none of the presenters will admit to “pleasuring themselves “! Can you just imagine Del Boy - I enjoy a good strum who doesn’t ? or Jill Franks - ooh this’ll help cos my nails play havoc with me ladies tuppence!

 

[TheFamousGrouse]

I don't believe such products will be sold on QVC.

Nothing would surprise me if there's a sniff of a profit.

 

[donna255]

I bet none of the presenters will admit to “pleasuring themselves “! Can you just imagine Del Boy - I enjoy a good strum who doesn’t ? or Jill Franks - ooh this’ll help cos my nails play havoc with me ladies tuppence!

Don't forget Chuntly who no doubt will include photos and full details.

 

[AndiK]

I did write the other month I expected them to go with sexual health, which will include the buzzing little devices.

I remember a song might be in the 90s, I Touch Myself by the Vinyls.

Thanks, Donna. I’ve got that stuck on repeat in my head now!

 

[donna255]

Thanks, Donna. I’ve got that stuck on repeat in my head now!

Okay, let's move to *** Bomb by Tom Jones.