Oh no, he's not here again!!

[Rosie the Poet]

He's bright and he's funny
he wears gorgeous shirts
he tells racy stories
and dishes the dirt!
He shows off the jewels
with great joy and flair
but half of the time, he's not there!!

It's John Scott, that marvel
that debonaire man
who's rarely on Freeview
so I sadly scan
Please restore him, at midnight
for we all love his tales
and his beautiful dress sense
and manicured nails!

 

[emerald]

I know who you mean
A man seldom seen
He wears pink shirts
And he laughs and he smirks

I would like to declare
Although he is fair
I admire another from afar
whose like a bright shining star
A man full of life
From the Kingdom of Fife

 

[Frazzled]

I would like to declare
Although he is fair
I admire another from afar
whose like a bright shining star
A man full of life
From the Kingdom of Fife

I know who you mean
I think he's a dream
He's talented and funny
makes me part with my money:hi: