Just tuned in to catch whining ol' bagpipes Ann Dawson and cucumber-cold Liz Earle clone Caroline Archer enthusing about some overpriced fragrances. It was almost like watching some bizarre Punch & Judy act. What a pair! Dawson seemed to think that a moment's silence is a cardinal sin and she had to talk in that "I'm being sincere," simpering tone that Lorraine Kelly often does. We learned that Dawson's new daughter-in-law is going to buy her some vetiver candles for Mothers' Day. How lovely! Vetiver is overpowering and cloying, just like Dawbags!
I've noticed that QVC have played around with the flash player. Now one has to have a teeny little screen (about 2 inches) on which one cannot see anything, or full screen - which often buffers and takes up lots of bandwidth. The small screen is a benefit when it comes to Ann Dawson. After all, who wants to see her "nutmeg-grater-rubbed" skin anyway. Moreover, the mute button is more of a benefit so as to avoid her foghorn voice polluting my earways.
I've noticed that QVC have played around with the flash player. Now one has to have a teeny little screen (about 2 inches) on which one cannot see anything, or full screen - which often buffers and takes up lots of bandwidth. The small screen is a benefit when it comes to Ann Dawson. After all, who wants to see her "nutmeg-grater-rubbed" skin anyway. Moreover, the mute button is more of a benefit so as to avoid her foghorn voice polluting my earways.