Mama Mio Bootcamp For ****s

[sunshine]

Wonder who will be brave enough to demonstrate this new beauty item. priced $85 on website. :cheeky:



Bootcamp for ****s
Skincare & Exercise
only 4 minutes a day for 30 days to Love Your ****s

The support system for holding your ****s UP is your skin so if you worry about sag, crepe or gravity, this is for you. Lift, tighten and firm your skin and lift, tighten and reshape the muscles beneath for double-whammy results.

Bootcamp benefits:


Boosts your pecs, lifts your ****s, defines your cleavage

Keeps skin firm, youthful, plumped, fitting you like a glove

Anti-aging effect on neck and décolletage – zap the turkey neck

 

[Capirossi]

What?! On the UK site?

I reckon either that lady with the big knickers poor daughter or Sussanah (she of Trinny and...)

That'll be one to watch

From mobile, please excuse any silly errors!!

 

[BurlyBeaR]

Sounds hideous.

 

[LE lover]

My money is on Charlie

 

[Bensmum]

Jill Franks. They'll do a before as she is now, and after like Katie Price.

 

[sunshine]

Sorry forgot to post a link to the site .http://www.mamamio.com/us/body/bootcamp-for-****s-skincare-and-exercise-system.html Don't know when it will be shown Its in the new beauty items SCW posted. Actually its just creams and exercise but loved this review




Once upon a time there were two little beautiful ****s who lived in a kingdom of beauty, joy and love. Her mother would take them everywhere: to the beach, the mall, to parties, to meet secret lovers, to Christmas dinners, to holidays in the snow, she was always proud of them: delicate with a special glow! And so the history goes: party, sleep, study, work, love, eat... Oh this Mama was getting too busy! The two smart ****ies started to feel sad and a gray cloud was always with them. If only that! They needed love and attention, but mummy didn't have the time "Tomorrow, Tomorrow I'm yours for half an hour!". But what a difficult promise it was, half an hour these days is a fairy eternity! The two ****s just had one thing left to do: leave! They were sad and defying, so they went South looking for a better life.

When Mama saw how sad and far they were, and not as bright as they were, Mama almost couldn't look at them. She started wearing large sweaters and a large pashmina around what once was the beautiful kingdom of décolletage so that no one could see it!

But everyone knows that good things happen! One afternoon, the bell door rung. Ding, dong!

There they were, the charming princes! Yes, not one, but two princes: Tummy Toner and ****s Tube (girls shouldn't share their boys!) inside the Great, FANTASTICAL, magical box of Bootcamp for ****s.

A magic card inside had an advice for Mama: pay attention to your girls three minutes a day! How easy and effective it was! After all, love was simple thing to give!

Suddenly the ****ies became perkier, they've come back home in the North, and Mama started smiling again (she smiling until today!).

Yes, they all lived happily ever after!(and soon a prince arrived for mama too!)


Only in America.

 

[Tangerine]

Sorry forgot to post a link to the site .http://www.mamamio.com/us/body/bootcamp-for-****s-skincare-and-exercise-system.html Don't know when it will be shown Its in the new beauty items SCW posted. Actually its just creams and exercise but loved this review




Once upon a time there were two little beautiful ****s who lived in a kingdom of beauty, joy and love. Her mother would take them everywhere: to the beach, the mall, to parties, to meet secret lovers, to Christmas dinners, to holidays in the snow, she was always proud of them: delicate with a special glow! And so the history goes: party, sleep, study, work, love, eat... Oh this Mama was getting too busy! The two smart ****ies started to feel sad and a gray cloud was always with them. If only that! They needed love and attention, but mummy didn't have the time "Tomorrow, Tomorrow I'm yours for half an hour!". But what a difficult promise it was, half an hour these days is a fairy eternity! The two ****s just had one thing left to do: leave! They were sad and defying, so they went South looking for a better life.

When Mama saw how sad and far they were, and not as bright as they were, Mama almost couldn't look at them. She started wearing large sweaters and a large pashmina around what once was the beautiful kingdom of décolletage so that no one could see it!

But everyone knows that good things happen! One afternoon, the bell door rung. Ding, dong!

There they were, the charming princes! Yes, not one, but two princes: Tummy Toner and ****s Tube (girls shouldn't share their boys!) inside the Great, FANTASTICAL, magical box of Bootcamp for ****s.

A magic card inside had an advice for Mama: pay attention to your girls three minutes a day! How easy and effective it was! After all, love was simple thing to give!

Suddenly the ****ies became perkier, they've come back home in the North, and Mama started smiling again (she smiling until today!).

Yes, they all lived happily ever after!(and soon a prince arrived for mama too!)


Only in America.

That's got to be the best review left for a product that I've ever read! :grin: