cheeky chappie
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ok I admit, my sarcasm mode is well and truly switched on for this post. On IW the other night, Mike Mason was selling something (no you don't say!!!) can't recall what, anyway it's irrelevant to my post. He hushed his co-presenter to urgently update us entirely for our own benefit and well-being of course whilst the item they were selling was supposed to form part of a week long event, he had to advise us that, just 30 mins into the first show on day 1, 10% of the stock had already gone!!
Cue shocked look from co-presenter.
Now, believe it or not I ain't completely stupid. I realise this is a cunning sales tactic/ploy on their part to affirm with us how popular the item is and that we'd better order now as they definitely won't have stock to last the week. I get all that.
However, here's another way to look at it. If they are genuinely 10% sold out on the first outing with 6 days to go, one might argue that their buyers (or whatever the job title is) are completely and utterly CACK at estimating how much stock they'll need to see them through the event, in this case a week. Time and time again they tell us they're sold out well in advance of predictions etc etc, so I put it to IW that their buyers/stock estimators are PANTS at their job and should be replaced
Sarcasm mode now switched off ... until the next time!
Cue shocked look from co-presenter.
Now, believe it or not I ain't completely stupid. I realise this is a cunning sales tactic/ploy on their part to affirm with us how popular the item is and that we'd better order now as they definitely won't have stock to last the week. I get all that.
However, here's another way to look at it. If they are genuinely 10% sold out on the first outing with 6 days to go, one might argue that their buyers (or whatever the job title is) are completely and utterly CACK at estimating how much stock they'll need to see them through the event, in this case a week. Time and time again they tell us they're sold out well in advance of predictions etc etc, so I put it to IW that their buyers/stock estimators are PANTS at their job and should be replaced
Sarcasm mode now switched off ... until the next time!