If you were in my Flyflots....

[Swankypants]

I often wonder :wonder: what it would be like if Ideal World sold QVC stock and QVC sold Ideal World stock or all presenters swapping channels for a day [or more].

The IW presenters - who I personally think are more friendly and down to Earth - would flourish not having to fill a whole hour on one product that they have "featured" SO many times before :yawn: They wouldn't have to desperately announce that 0.002% of an enormous months stock has gone in the last x minutes alone. I think the constant repetition is stifling their personalities [except Howard who just rubs my rhubarb the wrong way]

Now QVC presenters selling IW stock.....could be Julia Roberts in a "small" kaftan or Charlie Brook doing a surprise reveal for the 150th time on a Karcher.:mysmilie_486:

 

[Loveinamist]

Julia Roberts in a "small" kaftan or Charlie Brook doing a surprise reveal for the 150th time on a Karcher.:mysmilie_486:

Fab thread, LOL

:mysmilie_50: = JR


:mysmilie_43: = CB


The ego has dropped!

 

[klarionthewitchboy]

AY literally and actually running out of words to describe the utter fabulousness of Jerome Alexander's undercoat (I mean "marble foundation").

Charlie Brook waxing lyrical (and creepy) over those not-at-all-tarty bra strap things, explaining how he pictures his young daughter wearing them uke:

Anne Dawson sticking her head in a halogen oven or an actifry to lick up any food crumbs she's missed.

Jill Franks screaming about how all her girlfriends are so jealous of her slinky wardrobe, and JR showing how IW don't stock FDJ jeans small enough to fit her...

And Chuntley could DEFINITELY use the Karcher: on her loo, her smalls, her Twitter page... :devil:

I think I watch FAR too much shopping telly :cheeky:

 

[madaunty]

Jill Franks, taking a Virgin balloon flight - on a particularly windy day..............................

Anne Dawson doing Blanx (do they still sell it??)

Julia could have a go at the Flea Flops, so she could find another pair of comfy shoes to flatter her "dancer's calves and high instep" and enable the current ones to be binned.

Would love to see Chuntley presenting the Miche bag and trying to convince us that she's bought one to replace her Lulu G.

Kathy T getting herself into a right dither, demonstrating the Dodo (or whatever it's called) dress

Finally, Clare could present the Scarflace, and in attempting to show us the myriad number of ways in which it can be worn, perhaps she could manage to tie her hair up neatly and gag herself at the same time.

 

[maggiemay]

Craig throwing his dummy out of the pram because he has to be disloyal to his beloved Northern Nights and demonstrate the memory foam mattress.

 

[Mrs James]

ahhhh to see Glen modelling the Itsacraps with a little flumpspat and a (tight, very tight) polopancho trying to climb the 13-in-1 ladder in a desperate attempt to escape the clutches of Howard and a bar of jade soap *dreams

 

[barbedwire]

Jilly Halliday trying to force her barnet into a Kyle Kaine wig...

Dale waxing lyrical over Diamantaire (the world's second most believeable diamond simulant after Eeeeeek)

AY trying to make everyone believe that Elizabeth Grant's Torricelumn is better than all the other gunk she spreads on her face. Ditto M Asam.

Alison Keenan putting her youthful appearance and hamster cheekery down to Protocol.

Anne Dawson flirting with Paul Brodel and complimenting him on his sawsij.

Charlie doing 'a breathless reveal' on a Karcher in it's box, ditto Polti and all the other steam cleaners.

 

[merryone]

I would love do see AY doing a Jerome Alexander hour, I think she'd pick up upon the shea butter running through the centre of the lipsticks and talk about nothing else!

...and sharon attired in wellie boots and a fleece, or parading around in an acrylic kaftan with about a million clothes pegs clipped to the back to stop it falling off her!

AD extolling the joys of virtually fat free "cheps" from the Actifry

JR sitting on her perch wearing the scarflace a la Grace Kelly, threatening to spill out of her purple/teal chiffon "blouse front", itsawrap on her bottom half, nicely finished off with a pair of Fleaflops especially made by the elves to fit her dainty little tootsies!

Can also hear the word "Datawind" emerging from the lips of Anthony Heywood

....and Julian Ballantyne making a joke about Karcher...."Karcher Cow son!