Ideal World's Beauty Awards 2010

[Loveinamist]

Well they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!

 

[Mrs James]

gawd....can they come up with any contestants?

 

[Loveinamist]

gawd....can they come up with any contestants?

YBF eyebrow pencil. Oh, no, gone.
Mike Di Ces. Liquifix ditto
Mario De Luigi glow up ditto
Samy white snow stuff ditto
Acrylic nails (well I haven't seen them in ages ditto
Tru diamonds (to make yourself look beautiful) ditto



There must be more.

 

[Mommabear]

What about the jade soa........the jade beauty bar and roller?

 

[donna255]

Jerome Alexander, vote for me or I come round and do your makeup!

 

[barbedwire]

Pitiful. Absolutely pitiful.

I had to make sure this was for real, sadly it is. http://www.idealworld.tv/beauty-awards-vote-viewers-choice.aspx they only have two nominees in the Colour Cosmetics range - it's just an absolute joke...

 

[fredab]

They don't actually do any real beauty stuff - how pathetic. I thought it was a joke

 

[Loveinamist]

Jerome Alexander, vote for me or I come round and do your makeup!

I am choking with laughter here.

 

[Loveinamist]

They don't actually do any real beauty stuff - how pathetic. I thought it was a joke

The facial exercise woman who gurns. Oh, no, gone.
Linda Lusardi. Diitto
Clare Sweeney. Ditto

No beauty stuff then.

 

[klarionthewitchboy]

I think you're all being VERY mean.

I would imagine that IW would play to their strengths. So, an IW makeover would be as follows:

Step 1. Good facial with a Karcher and a Polti steamer to prep the face.

Step 2: Give your face some quick colour by shoving it into a halogen oven for 5 minutes. Don't forget to Shuzh first!

Step 3. Undercoat (I mean "apply foundation") with Jerome Alexander.

Step 4. Brighten those eyes with glitter pens and glue.

Step 5. Make those lips look BIGGER with decoupage.

Step 6. Wrap a Moira C's Itsawrap trouser around your head to hide your shame while you try and throw yourself into a busy main road (using your trusty Tom Tom to guide you, of course) .

See: it CAN be done :devil:

 

[Mrs James]

i'll vote for that :grin:

 

[Kathy]

They don't actually do any real beauty stuff - how pathetic. I thought it was a joke

I would think it has got to be a joke! :mysmilie_61:

 

[Loveinamist]

Samy is on the list, oh, no, gone. But he's still on the list

 

[staticboombox]

I think you're all being VERY mean.

I would imagine that IW would play to their strengths. So, an IW makeover would be as follows:

Step 1. Good facial with a Karcher and a Polti steamer to prep the face.

Step 2: Give your face some quick colour by shoving it into a halogen oven for 5 minutes. Don't forget to Shuzh first!

Step 3. Undercoat (I mean "apply foundation") with Jerome Alexander.

Step 4. Brighten those eyes with glitter pens and glue.

Step 5. Make those lips look BIGGER with decoupage.

Step 6. Wrap a Moira C's Itsawrap trouser around your head to hide your shame while you try and throw yourself into a busy main road (using your trusty Tom Tom to guide you, of course) See: it CAN be done :devil:

I was laughing so much reading this i think i need some Jerome Alexander to cover my red .cheeks

 

[cheesecake]

I bet Jerome wins something though as when with Loen the other day for the POTD, she slipped up and said we would all see Jeromes wife on the beauty awards night.......

 

[Swankypants]

On the voice over it said Beauty & Fitness so maybe they are going to crowbar the Vibrapower wobbleboard and 50 Quid bendy stick in too....those being the only fitness items I can recall.

Judging by the other post with the cat sack/poncho, fashion awards would be a funnier event.

 

[cheesecake]

Would you look at that! Jerome won something.......... I must be psychic....

 

[Mommabear]

Did you see the red carpet last night out in the car park?

 

[Kathy]

All I have seen today is Ellis and the Elizabeth Grant guest going on and on and on about the EG products. If we spend over £50 we get a bunch of flowers...:mysmilie_845:

 

[Swankypants]

Cheesecake we should get together....Vibrapower has won too! What are the chances of us getting the winners?

We must be gifted.