On QVC presenters describing beauty items as 1/4, 1/2, or 3/4 litres when trying to sell us huge bottles of eeeeeeek cleaner, aka L'occitane handwash. As if saying this makes us think it is actually bigger than the 250, 500 or 750 mls we're getting!
Also people inserting an r into can't and spelling it caRnt grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.