Almerinda
Registered Shopper
I haven't told anyone this; not even my husband but sometimes, when I can't get to sleep at night I imagine that I am a presenter on QVC. Not one of the presenters but me, presenting stuff that I would be interested in. You know, fashion, skin care, make-up and not yogurt or vaccum cleaners.
It goes like this
ME - "Hello! It's midnight and Ralph Rossini is sitting right next to me and that can only mean one thing! A Honora pearls TSV" (cue jingle.) "Well Ralph, you have really pulled out all the stops with this lovely TSV. Can you tell is all about it whilst we take a look at Natalie who is wearing the Tuxedo version."
RALPH - "Well I designed this myself. I wanted to do something really special just before easter and here it is; we have the gelato colour way, the tuxedo that looks lovely on Natalie and finally the forest which you are wearing. It really is a beautiful necklace/set of bracelets/watch/set of earrings! That price is phenomenal and with the easy payments, well it's a great value"
Then I get bored and swap to something else. Let's do fashion with Lenny!
ME - "Great to have you with us at the midnight hour! We have a fabulous hour of New York fashion with the equally fabulous Lenny Feinberg. He has brought us a wonderful TSV. It's coming up in a moment!" (Cue jingle). "Well Lenny what a great dress and bolero this is and what fantastic colour chioces. "
LENNY - "Never mind the colours look at the PRICE I can't get back to my hotel for that much! This sleeveless dress is based on the ever popular Sylvia dress of which we have sold gazillions. It's the same dress ladies so if you already have one of the earlier versions you can buy this knowing that it it will fit you perfectly. You fuller figured gals can buy with confidence because I fit on plus size models. Can I go over there and stand next to Goody and Tanya? Remember these girls are tall; they coud play for the Olympic basket ball team!"
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It goes like this
ME - "Hello! It's midnight and Ralph Rossini is sitting right next to me and that can only mean one thing! A Honora pearls TSV" (cue jingle.) "Well Ralph, you have really pulled out all the stops with this lovely TSV. Can you tell is all about it whilst we take a look at Natalie who is wearing the Tuxedo version."
RALPH - "Well I designed this myself. I wanted to do something really special just before easter and here it is; we have the gelato colour way, the tuxedo that looks lovely on Natalie and finally the forest which you are wearing. It really is a beautiful necklace/set of bracelets/watch/set of earrings! That price is phenomenal and with the easy payments, well it's a great value"
Then I get bored and swap to something else. Let's do fashion with Lenny!
ME - "Great to have you with us at the midnight hour! We have a fabulous hour of New York fashion with the equally fabulous Lenny Feinberg. He has brought us a wonderful TSV. It's coming up in a moment!" (Cue jingle). "Well Lenny what a great dress and bolero this is and what fantastic colour chioces. "
LENNY - "Never mind the colours look at the PRICE I can't get back to my hotel for that much! This sleeveless dress is based on the ever popular Sylvia dress of which we have sold gazillions. It's the same dress ladies so if you already have one of the earlier versions you can buy this knowing that it it will fit you perfectly. You fuller figured gals can buy with confidence because I fit on plus size models. Can I go over there and stand next to Goody and Tanya? Remember these girls are tall; they coud play for the Olympic basket ball team!"
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