desertranger
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Howard’s toilet Tourette’s was in full flow on the Williams car show yesterday. His opening gambit was a quite bizarre tale involving him eating a pasty and then being the victim of ‘bird poo’, as he so delicately put it. The rear end obsession continued with a later joke about ‘putting wind in the tyres’- clearly meant as euphemism for farting. The Williams co-presenter wasn’t too happy with Howard’s diversions, as was made clear by his increasingly bemused looks towards the camera. I didn’t watch the whole show, but it’s quite likely Howard would have gone on to make some reference to constipation, thus making it a ‘full house’ for his beloved bodily functions. One thing’s for sure: it doesn’t matter what Howard is selling, his commitment to the vagaries of the human bottom will not be silenced:talking:...short of him being sacked that is.