How dare you! - It's a cleansing bar!!!
You're right of course, fgs, why do we wash our hands?, yep, to get all the muck and germs off! - It's not a luxurious experience and it doesn't need to be either. I'm not suggesting that we all go out and buy a bar of carbolic, but cut the crap, it is what it is!
You got me at "triple milled"! - Nah! Dove will do me that's nice and creamy and if you remember Camay (long gone I think) that was lovely too
