Garden Gnome and Jackie "don't let anyone else speak" Kabler

[historymystery]

The Gnome has just told us that he ..."started my career working for a compost manufacturer". Well, that tells us what we already knew..he's been s&&t from the start. I must give him credit, though, for actually managing to shut Jackie Kabler up, even though she's managed a few..."wow's" at nothing in particular. Funnily enough, before switching on, I was in the garden repotting some plants, using my bag of compost from Poundland.

 

[mossie269]

Remember to put root booster in first then all season pellets oh and dont forget to mix in container magic and of course feed every thing with faaaar paaaaaar.

 

[historymystery]

Oh hecky thump, mossie, I completely forgot! Memo to myself: must take note of what the QVC Gnome tells me :thinking:

Remember to put root booster in first then all season pellets oh and dont forget to mix in container magic and of course feed every thing with faaaar paaaaaar.

 

[talisker25]

I see the garden gnome has been on selling his crap again this evening, he is never off the ****** channel and I think he must sleep there

 

[Julius]

I see the garden gnome has been on selling his crap again this evening, he is never off the ****** channel and I think he must sleep there

Well, let's face it, for Richard these days, Q is "gnome sweet gnome!" Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

 

[ohnonotshoppingagain]

The Gnome must be raking (no pun intended) in the money from all the stuff he sells, i'm thinking. I often wondered if when we see him in his natural habitat, if that is his own home, because if it is, the place must have cost a pretty penny or six - it's huge and quite gorgeous. I love Delia Smith's pink house in Suffolk, wish i was loaded.

 

[mossie269]

would not mind being a fiver behind him