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the next Focus on Fitness TSV is on the 03/07/21
I agree. What about "A Day of Fatness". We could get the pie man on and the guy that does the cakes and then we can get the man with the meringues and all the fat food, cheese for instance. Then they can wheel out some outfits that look terrible on larger people to show us the error of our greed and some exercise machines that demonstrate what alternative use they can be put to (drying washing, breaking your leg when you fall over them and then 3 months off work) and for the finale they can bring out Diet Chef and show how your dog will leave home when you taste the food and then put it in the dog's dish because it is awful.It will be a day of Smug gits
I've compiled a list of tat peddlers for the day, guess which ones..!I agree. What about "A Day of Fatness". We could get the pie man on and the guy that does the cakes and then we can get the man with the meringues and all the fat food, cheese for instance. Then they can wheel out some outfits that look terrible on larger people to show us the error of our greed and some exercise machines that demonstrate what alternative use they can be put to (drying washing, breaking your leg when you fall over them and then 3 months off work) and for the finale they can bring out Diet Chef and show how your dog will leave home when you taste the food and then put it in the dog's dish because it is awful.
Much more entertaining don't you think?
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....with unconditioned body parts flapping around in all directions, and the odd "unfortunate emission" when the scissor action goes a bit Pete Tong!It will be a day of Smug gits