We were in Blackpool for a Neil Diamond concert on Thursday and the bl**dy seagulls were a right pain in the backside. We had time to kill before the concert so we walked along the sea front and the seagulls are so hard faced they sit literally inches from people and some of them are massive. I`m not scared of birds but I reckon a full sized seagull could do some serious damage if it dive bombed you.
I recall walking through our local town hall square when my youngest son was about 4 and a pigeon pooped and it splattered onto his head, down his face and onto his T shirt. He burst into tears and I`d to wash him in the ladies loo and buy him a new T shirt. To a small child it was an awful lot of pigeon poop !
