Monty Python - Dennis Moore
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH5OnkzI6fo&feature=related
Moore: Don't worry, I've... I've brought you something.
Male Peasant: Medicine at last?
Moore: No.
Male Peasant: Food?
Moore: No.
Male Peasant: Some blankets perhaps... clothes... wood for the fire?
Moore: No.
Lupins!
Male Peasant: (exploding) Oh ------!
Moore: (astonished) I thought you liked them.
Male Peasant: I'm sick to ****** death of them.
Female Peasant: So am I.
Male Peasant: She's ****** dying and all you bring us is lupins. All we've eaten mate for the last four bleeding weeks is lupin soup, roast lupin, steamed lupin, braised lupin in lupin sauce, lupin in the basket with sauted lupins, lupin meringue pie, lupin sorbet. We sit on lupins, we sleep in lupins, we feed the cat on lupins, we burn lupins, we even wear the ****** things!
Moore: Looks very smart.
Male Peasant: Oh shut up! We're sick to death with the stench of them. (
sound of a miaow and then a bump) Look. The cat's just choked itself to death on them. (we see a dead cat with lupins coming out of its mouth) I don't care if I never see another lupin till the day I die! Why don't you go out and steal something useful!
Moore: Like what?
Male Peasant: Like gold and silver and clothes and wood and jewels and...
Moore: Hang on, I'll get a piece of paper.
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore,
Riding through the night.
Soon every lupin in the land
Will be in his mighty hand
He steals them from the rich
And gives them to the poor
Mr Moore, Mr Moore, Mr Moore