And don't forget to use "No call back" to ensure that your house overflows with Blue Magic, fire blankets, halogen ovens, London Christmas Cracker Treasures *cough*, miracle cleaning sponges, AAAAAAAA tanzanite that doesn't actually exist, solar lights, cheap watches inspired by the very dead "master of horology" Thomas Earnshaw, Tommy and Kate hand-me-downs and worry angels.
At least if you can actually get out of the house, you'll be able to ride to the supermarket on your Eco-stepper, then hobble round the store in your Harbour Bay shoes before realising that you'll now need the assistance of a certain Dr Cringles.
But don't worry, a cheap Bid TV alarm system will keep your house nice and safe as long as those pesky burglars are even more stupid than you are :wink:
