the 5 pm hour today - taboo health solutions featuring the pelvic floor exerciser thingy presented by none other than mogadon man. This is definitely an hour that in my opinion needs a female presenter not that tw*t. Must rush home from work to catch that hour.
CB: "Take a look at this, our next item:
*slow reveal of vibrator shaped piece of plastic and contraption from box*. Now, I know that the pelvis is in the lower half of the body, because I have a sexy female lady partner and also a daughter, but is this only suitable for female use?"
Guest: "Well, yes because it has to be...it has to go...yes, you have to be exclusively female to use it.."
CB: "So I couldn't for instance buy this for gifting for my lovely father who lives on the Isle of Wight, or my Father in Law who is also a man?"
Guest: "I wouldn't have thought so, no..."
CB: "Now I'm looking at the way this is so beautifully constructed, and I'm thinking this would look beautiful when worn alonside some buttery, buttery soft Kim n Co leggings, or even a lovely silky chiffon cami from the Meeechele Hope range here at QVC, what do you think? Can we match it to our wardrobe?"
Guest: "Well, I guess so - but this really isn't something you'd wear to go to Morrissons..."
CB: "Oh, really? Where would you suggest we wore it?"
Guest: "Well, I mean really it's just for the privacy of your own home...you're supposed to use it as...as..."
CB: "Oh,
I SEE this is more like Carole Hochman, our buttery, buttery, sillky soft range of loungewear, for wearing perhaps after a tiring, hectic modern day in the busy modern life of a modern woman - I know ever such a lot about women, having a sexy girlfriend lady partner, a daughter and also a sister...and a mother...now, I'm thinking seeing at this wouldn't be a suitable gift for my father would my lovely mother appreciate it?"
Guest: "Well, that depends what sort of a relationship you have with her..."
CB: "Fantastically open..."
Guest: "She'd need to be..."
Continues in same vain for next hour....