Stupid bloody Alexthfis telling us how she insists that her nine-year-old uses only £20 handwash and shower-gel.
In the same vein, stupid Abby Cleeve telling us that we will die if we are so irresponsible to even let a shaft of sunlight fall on our skin EVEN THROUGH GLASS!!! unless we slather ourselves with her overpriced suncream, even in the winter at 55°N... Yeah, OK love.
