Bid Shopping recruiting

[steveh31]

http://www.totaljobs.com/JobSeeking...istant--Buying-Team-Administrator_job52527340

http://www.totaljobs.com/JobSeeking/Accounts-Payable-Assistant--Accounts-Payable-Clerk_job52447169

Any of you going to apply you might get to visit the Tanzanite mine in Pontefract, goto the Elvis memorabilia factory in Heckmondwike or get to visit Nark Lyes waistcoat supplier at Barnsley market.

Should keep Bennyxp busy for a few days filling in those applications.

 

[fulhamphil]

The Buyer's Assistant post probably involves seeing what's fallen off the back of a lorry. It's in my neck of the woods, West London, so perhaps I should apply.

 

[Price Plunge]

To quote Peter Simon: "Good luck if you get this!"

Or not.

 

[Greg]

LATEST SIT-UP NETWORK JOB OPENING:

Wanted: A Benny

Job Description:

1) Must be able to defend the network to the hilt
2) Must have intimate knowledge of products and schedules
3) Must be able to model bed products (even if not his own bed) and clothing
4) Must own the Peter Simon resin statuette
5) Must watch Sit Up channels 24/7
6) Open only to people called Benny

Salary:
Free clothing (soiled returns only)
£7.99 postage and packaging
Free snow track product
Marina Berry used panties

Apply to: Staff Vacancies, Rip-Off House, Premium Rate Avenue, Skidmarks, FO13 SHIT69

 

[Tasi]

I would sooner wash a corpse

 

[HoodedClaw]

I would sooner wash a corpse

That's good - Peter Simon needs a carer :nod:

 

[Bexi]

I can't stop laughing at this thread! Too funny :clapping: