There are so many exceptional candidates for this award it almost seems unfair to single someone out but I feel that Peter Sherlock is worth a mention for this corker:-
'You would not believe the value for money you're getting here. I would go so far as to say (paused) I would personally take them to an Independent Jewellers and say do I need to get these valued for the house insurance'
And the item in question? A £7.99 necklace :happy: