Awkward questions!

[Julius]

If you were guest at QVC, what awkward questions could you ask that they would absolutely loathe to answer?

How about...

What is the difference between Diamonique and cubic zirconia?

What is the real reason Debbie Greenwood and Julian Ballantyne left QVC?

(To Julia Roberts) "You say you're a size 12, however what is your true dress size?"

(On the Dennis Basso show) What processes do you use to rear and kill the animals used in the production of your real fur coats? What steps do you personally take to ensure they are treated humanely?

To Michele Hope: "When are you going to produce some contemporary designs?" or "From where do you get your penchant for dusky pink / stretchy lace?"

On the Easiyo show: "What is the reason to buy this product when you can just stir in a few spoonfuls of any live yogurt as a starter culture?"

To Claire Sutton: "Do you remember when that fat bloke broke the TV by hammering on it? How did you keep a straight face?"

To the Lola Rose guest: "Why is your voice so twee?"

To Richard Jackson: "How do you justify the 300% mark-up on your plant food compared to Phosphogen?"

 

[Loveinamist]

Pipa and Emu guest were discussing colours today and P said 'why are they called mushroom and oak and not snake and leopard and guest said she has asked. P then referred to heel colour. Must have been told in her earpiece! So there you go!

 

[missbabs]

All of the above
And... What the f is a poshette when it's a pouch

 

[Maisie]

Why do you refer to the fabrication when it is fabric?

 

[Breeze]

Do you have a Boots card for your cosmetic purchases?

 

[spartacus]

Which beauty ranges are certified cruelty free?

 

[Tarketta]

All of the above
And... What the f is a poshette when it's a pouch

"...faux suede poshette..." :mysmilie_13:

 

[Mazza]

To Jill Franks..... so how often do you use this product you love and must have, as opposed to all the other products you love and must have? With only 365 days in a year, how do you organise your beauty routine across all these ranges?

 

[talisker25]

Why do you refer to the fabrication when it is fabric?

Because most of the stuff the presenters sat is a fabrication

 

[Kathy]

All of the above
And... What the f is a poshette when it's a pouch

Thanks for that one, poshette always makes me LOL, another guest that I laugh at... is the Links of London guest, the reverence in her voice for overpriced silver jewellery is imo beyond belief...

 

[stratobuddy]

To Abbi Horne - - - - If that radio is "British through and through" like you said, why does it say "Made In China" on the back?

 

[shopperholic]

Question......QVC, do your presenters really, really think their viewers are as thick as two short planks and believe that presenters, have, love, friends have, love, can't live without every, single thing they present and do you think that customers don't know that they see the goods hours, if not days in advance therefore leaving more than enough time to order it/them, they don't have to pretend rush to order it/them, cheesy just doesn't cut it. :mysmilie_17:

 

[whitesnake]

I would ask them why they have to confuse everyone with changing Lola Rose colour names so they bare no resemblance to the actual colour whatsoever! Why can't they stick to Nikki's actual description?

 

[historymystery]

"Jill, could you tell us why you have that ****** great bulldog clip in your back?"

"Claire, why do you need to keep flicking your hair, when nit shampoo is so readily available across the counter?"

"Debbie, I have an industry standard size 12 dress here - would you mind slipping into it, so that we can see how it looks on?" ("What's that you say, Debs? Do I have a size 16 with me?")

 

[Petespants]

Why are all your presenters under the illusion that they are some kind of celebrity?They are tv shop assistants there to do a job.
and why all the lies ?Most of us are very intelligent and see through them.

 

[talisker25]

Why are all your presenters under the illusion that they are some kind of celebrity?They are tv shop assistants there to do a job.
and why all the lies ?Most of us are very intelligent and see through them.

And the ones that are not that intelligent fawn over the presenters and products on fakebook believing every word that is said.

 

[Lemonsqueezy]

Caroline Archer- when you applied for the Liz Earle job did you agree to full cloning?

What is a woman of size?
What is a woman of age?

To all presenters- Do you laugh at Glen Campbell's trousers behind his back?

To Chloe,Claire,Jill and Jackie-if you allegedly sell such amazing hair products why does your hair look so bad?

 

[loveallthingsitalian]

Please let us have a full breakdown of postage charges together with a video of the warehouse showing how it is half price lifting 2 items the same but twice that by lifting 2 differing by something as insignificant as a dress size or colour.


Show us what you actually do before/between shows as you sure as hell aren't doing pre show preparation.

Show us how you have been surgically attached to your iPad

Tell us why you don't have any mirrors at Q so you can check your appearance before going on air.

Chuntley - is there no one in the world that you love more than yourself - exclude Q of course as we know you are married to it (like those weird people who get married to trees and tractors WTF...)

Show us the contract that says all the FB Johnnies must takes on the persona of Malcolm X when signing ANYTHING

 

[loveallthingsitalian]

Show us what the IT department do all day that it takes 72 hours to even acknowledge it never mind do anything about it.

Explain your antiquated system of refunding for items not delivered.

Show us the contract with Hermes which says they will only get tuppencehalfpenny per delivery but can sign themselves for delivery and lie about where it was left in a secure place.

 

[maymorganlondon]

So many questions!!!

My best ones (leaving aside anything to do with P&P):
To the website team - Why don't you bother to have all products photographed properly for the website (not all options photographed, or photographed without showing detail)?
To the warehouse - Please can we have a tour of your returns checking department where you thoroughly ensure items are in a fit state to be sent out to customers?
To presenters - Why do you think viewers are interested in you and your doings rather than the products on-air?
To the presenters - Why have you discontinued doing thorough presentations of the products you are selling?
To the producers - When did you decide that viewers don't need any information about the products displayed on screen, nor any information about sizes etc given by the presenters, and would rather see and hear about twitter posts?
To the warehouse system team - Why do you change the names of the colours/patterns from what the brand has given you?
To the website team - Why do you sort foundation shades alphabetically rather than in colour depth order (your US colleagues can manage it, so why can't you)?