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Hope you’re feeling much better now, Doc 🙂

I have the TV on in the background while I’m Christmas decorating….Peter is definitely outdoing himself today in the malapropism (in other words, bullsh*t) stakes. He’s waxing lyrical (lying) about a furry throw, in the on screen description as a ‘Luxurious Cationic Plush Sherpa…’ and he’s...

Oh, FFS - what a divvy 🤦🏼‍♀️

The carrot photo! The Genevieve photo! I had no idea ‘herself’ was such a doyenne of fashion until Peter enlightened us this morning - what a litany of accreditations he regaled us with! Anna Wintour must be quaking in her boots 😉

Have to agree with you there, Duke. He’s on a roll of overstated waffle and misinformation this morning 😡 The boots he’s selling, a cheap Chinese generic item, he’s stated as being (among other luxurious qualities) “waterproof” and “stain resistant”. Is that a fact now, Peter? I’d bet that they...

…and 5 minutes later it was the best vacuum cleaner of the last 3 months! Oh, and it’s ’the number 1 vacuum cleaner’ according to Pilla’ Pete the Sh*t Selling Cheat. The Number 1 WHERE, the conning buffoon?!

I was just thinking the same, Francy…and he keeps prattling on about being ‘winter weight’ etc. He trots out the same sh*t words and phrases about EVERYTHING he sells whether it’s accurate or not. He’s completely shameless.

Ha ha ha ha ha! Nothing suggests ‘festive cheer’ like a Lenin bauble 😂

I’ve just been having a look, Galesgal, as the Amazon one they’ve been comparing it to is at least twice as big! And obviously a different brand. What a bunch of shysters!

Did anyone else witness Natalia’s performance (and it was a performance) this morning? Her usual combination of mock astonishment, vanity-fuelled preening and ooozy-schmoozy gushing. I saw only the last 15 mins of the show and when I flicked over to I.W she was practically sitting in the (male)...

…and why does this idiot CONSTANTLY say ‘Visceral B’ rather than ‘Verisol B’ - what an ass. Sorry to read your thoughts on Christmas, Duke, but completely understandable. Sadness truly is the price we pay for love. Hugs to you.

Jill Franks is making my toes curl on this presentation - what a cringe fest 🫣

Good to catch up the posts I missed over the past few weeks (bereavement, travel etc). The ever-acerbic wit on here has brightened up my day. Oh, and no conspiracy theories please around the fact that I was absent at the same time as Pete the Cheat - bleurgh! 🤢

I only sneak short peeks at IW when my husband’s home. He walked in tonight, looked at the TV then me and with a wry smile said ‘I really worry about you’ 🤣🤣🤣

Ha ha! Just heard him say ‘This is the great brand of Tickit’ - what an eejit! How dim do they think people are? I’m referring to the constant use of sentences starting with ’We thought these had sold out last night’ and ending with the usual crap like ‘…but we’ve managed to find some more’...

So glad you posted this, HughTwo. I’ve got this clown on as background noise and I (genuinely) found myself putting my palm to my forehead listening to him. The fragrance spiel was a salad of tossed words - like an absurd comedy sketch. If anyone was in the market for Chanel Oud de Perfam (!) of...

Don’t know if anyone else is watching Simon Says at the moment but he’s given the air fryer he’s selling every brand name except it’s actual one. It’s by Tokit (who?) but good ol’ Pete’s been calling it Tocker/Ticket/Ticker etc, etc. Oh, and apparently “loads of ya ‘ave been texting in’ to say...

I just heard that too, Jazzy! He really is something else… In the space of less than 60 seconds he says of the mirror…. “It’s of a Victorian style” - nope, it was a modern, geometric design. Not remotely Victorian. “The frame is cast iron” - nope, it’s made of aluminium. “You’ll see these in...

Is Pete the Cheat under a threat of death or torture if he doesn’t ’sell all!’ this morning?! He sounds completely deranged and urging all to buy everything as though his life depends on it. As you said above, Duke, the sheer volume of shotgun-speed lies he comes out with is utterly vile and...

This Paul Becque guy really is toe-curlingly embarassing 😳 He makes me think of people who’d describe themselves as being ‘zany’. In other words, for ‘zany’….read ‘tw*t’. Poor Alex who’s on with him must be dying inside.