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    I only sneak short peeks at IW when my husband’s home. He walked in tonight, looked at the TV then me and with a wry smile said ‘I really worry about you’ 🤣🤣🤣
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    Ha ha! Just heard him say ‘This is the great brand of Tickit’ - what an eejit! How dim do they think people are? I’m referring to the constant use of sentences starting with ’We thought these had sold out last night’ and ending with the usual crap like ‘…but we’ve managed to find some more’...
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    So glad you posted this, HughTwo. I’ve got this clown on as background noise and I (genuinely) found myself putting my palm to my forehead listening to him. The fragrance spiel was a salad of tossed words - like an absurd comedy sketch. If anyone was in the market for Chanel Oud de Perfam (!) of...
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    Don’t know if anyone else is watching Simon Says at the moment but he’s given the air fryer he’s selling every brand name except it’s actual one. It’s by Tokit (who?) but good ol’ Pete’s been calling it Tocker/Ticket/Ticker etc, etc. Oh, and apparently “loads of ya ‘ave been texting in’ to say...
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    I just heard that too, Jazzy! He really is something else… In the space of less than 60 seconds he says of the mirror…. “It’s of a Victorian style” - nope, it was a modern, geometric design. Not remotely Victorian. “The frame is cast iron” - nope, it’s made of aluminium. “You’ll see these in...
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    Is Pete the Cheat under a threat of death or torture if he doesn’t ’sell all!’ this morning?! He sounds completely deranged and urging all to buy everything as though his life depends on it. As you said above, Duke, the sheer volume of shotgun-speed lies he comes out with is utterly vile and...
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    This Paul Becque guy really is toe-curlingly embarassing 😳 He makes me think of people who’d describe themselves as being ‘zany’. In other words, for ‘zany’….read ‘tw*t’. Poor Alex who’s on with him must be dying inside.
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    Surely it would have to be Peter the Plonker, galesgal?! His reverential Nana Royle-style sales spiel tonight just oozes sincerity. No?
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    OMG - my parents had this EXACT model of clock! That brought back very happy memories of my 70s’ childhood 🥰 I can vividly call to mind hearing the sound of the alarm going off at 6.05 every weekday morning for my hardworking Dad ❤️
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    There’s only so much news about knuckle-dragging, nationalistic idiots I can take so I’ve flicked over from breakfast TV to I.W. I now find my toes curling with embarrassment watching Natalia. It’s all “you guys”, “my darlings”, “my angels”, ‘oooooooo’, ‘ahhhhhhhh’ carefully perched on the edge...
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    Currently they’re very highly arched and she has a newly smooth forehead. I’ll give you three guesses what she’s had done 😗…
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    Spot on!
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    That’s exactly my point, Herring - thank you 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I’d like to think I have a pretty objective and balanced view when it comes to beauty products (tools, topicals etc) and I’d like to think most users do too..although sometimes I do wonder. Reputable sellers of LED beauty devices (for the most...
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    I’ve been reading these ASA related posts with interest as I felt compelled to visit the ASA website only yesterday. Surprise, surprise…it was prompted by the exaggerated claims of I.W. I’ll be contacting the ASA too… I’m not an avid I.W viewer - just short viewing bursts here and there. I’m an...
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    I’m holding out for the mother of all I.W products…a Willie Hunt/Duchumps collab vibration plate featuring; Limited edition heirloom clock face to time your on-board jiggling discreet bladeless fan (up-flow) with choice of cooling mist in Gammon or Sexy Shoo ‘jump in’, semi-rigid, copper...
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    Has anyone else noticed that Jeremy sometimes sounds mildly constipated when he gets…towards…the…end…of…each…sentence?
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    He does seem to favour these, erm, ‘statement’ buckles. A long-horn steer buckle attached to a rugged cowboy is one thing but to a ‘genuinely’ coiffured I.W presenter is just naff 🤦🏼‍♀️
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    No matter how much I detest someone, I would never knowingly poke fun at a physical abnormality so I regret that. The white eyeliner isn’t helping though. He should get his ‘bobbly bit’ looked at while he’s having that long-standing cough investigated. That’s been hanging around a while too…...
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    …and what’s the white thing hanging around the outer corner of his left eye? Has the tip broken off the white eyeliner he’s often seen wearing?! (I’m not joking about him wearing white eyeliner frequently). I’ve also noticed he claims that MANY of the sh***y items he schlepps these days are...
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    WTF is this imbecile talking about?! Get ready…3, 2, 1….it’s the bag of the summer….it’s a Daisy Jones Drop bag (a few moments later it’s a Daisy Jane bag)….a first layer leather design bag….it’s the tannage of the leather…it’s a work of art, that…should be £200…it’s a real class act...
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