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Pedro’s been hacking at his claws again. Nevermind collagen, think he wants a new set of clippers from the big jolly fella. 😭

He’s shaming our Bet for wearing joggers that don’t suit her. Someone text in as Bet and tell him his tea’s going in the bin.

Pedro going through the colours of these trousers he’s flogging, calls the first pink fuchsia and gets to the last colour and also goes “Well… I’d call that fuchsia”. Howling.

Pedro’s just trotted some codswallop about seeing multiple hikers this year using the cane as hiking sticks. Such an unnecessary lie but anything for the sell I suppose. Twit.

I love that literally everything is a clearance buy and a black Friday deal.

“It’s a clearance early bird Black Friday deal” “You will ADORE these, terrific buy” “They must have made a mistake with this” “Wait until you see this price point… 3, 2, 1”

Doesn’t he know we’ve already had Halloween?

🎶 I’ve got a pocketful, a pocketful of spaff rags 🎶

He’s constantly lying about the temperature to try and sell the latest tatty blanket or radiator he’s flogging. He keeps banging on about it being -4/-5 up North. I live here and it bloody wasn’t, the cretin. Reckons his hovel is constantly freezing cold, does our Bet never put the Economy 7 on...

I don’t want to know what he’s feeling in his “marsupial pocket”. State of that.

She gets about a lot doesn’t she!

Pedro’s skinny jeans with the bare ankle and those ghastly 17th century black suede shoes with buckles. Blimey.

Fell off the back of a lorry on the M1.

Saw Pedro the other day flogging a Yankee Candle set of 12 from 2022, claiming they were this year’s collection. Fella loves to lie to the viewers.

“This place is alive.” “Well done if you got that.” “This is the best [insert item] we’ve ever brought to air…” “Bang my back door, kiss me anorak, tickle the ivories.” *smoker’s cough interlude* “I’ve had a day of it. I went to see Dr Lobitoff…” “I’ve got a clearout buy, this is a price to...

“Oh what fun it is to ride on Jordan every day” is what Pete sang while dancing next to a Poundland Santa toy. Jordan if you’re reading this, run…

Take a shot every time Pedro mentions his back door

Looks like the worst magic double act you’ve ever seen.

I bl**dy hate the generic music they play when they’re showing the product, I feel like I’m on hold with the GP. That being said, it’s still better than the god awful Christmas jingle. 😫

I’m not but now I’m intrigued 😂😂