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You made me look, now I can't un-see that hideous creation :oops:

Me too!

That's what every decent sales assistant does, the only difference is that we have to do it one to one with a customer who we also have to appear to care about, and we are expected to be knowledgeable about the products we are selling too!

You have the right to prune any neighbours plants, including the roots, that encroach onto your property up to the boundary, without your neighbours permission but you must offer to give what you cut off back to the neighbour as it can be considered theft if you keep or dispose of them yourself...

Caught 10 mins of the presentation. I assume Dennis' lady has access to anything her heart desires from the range yet in the before picture her hair is limp, flat and lack luster. In the after picture it is full, bouncy and voluminous, if the TSV does that then fantastic, but that would make...

I got a 10ml bottle of Amber Rose in a charity shop for £3, I used it for seven days and the bottle was empty, and that was only spraying on pulse points, not spraying it in a mist all over me like the models on QVC.

I like Shay & Blue but I think it is getting a bit over priced and I can't justify spending that amount of money on a smelly liquid in a tiny bottle that would last about a week if I used it sparingly.

If I have a customer with talons at my counter and they require change I put it on the counter rather than in their hand because I do not want to make contact with their nails and whatever might be festering underneath them and it's entertaining watching them trying to pick up the coins.

I like to see if I can make their eyeballs spin 👀

Thanks for the heads up Strato, I've ordered a couple of packs ready for Secret Santa gifts, and I got half price P&P on the second pack! :D

When I have a customer who can't be bothered with good manners I get over polite and ooze niceness from every orifice. 'Hello, how are you? Could you find everything you were looking for? Thank you so much for shopping with us, can I tempt you to one of out beautiful bags, only £1 in many...

In retailing I interact with a lot of different people everyday and I've noticed that there is now a lot of angry people with an entitlement attitude. It's a minefield for shop staff, offers of help are as likely to be met with a rude reply as with a thank you, I asked a middle aged lady if she...

I bought a top very similar to this from George at Asda about five years ago. It is in a fine cotton fabric in a pretty turquoise colour that has been washed numerous times and still looked great when I wore it last summer. I can't remember the exact price but it was around a fiver. I'm sure...

Please don't squabble because If you don't play nicely I'm taking my ball and going home :)

She has already ridden that pony! Nadia was on Ideal World maybe three years ago as BA for BAMbeautiful promising up hill and down dale that this brand of shampoo, conditioner, tonic etc etc had reversed her hair loss. I was properly sucked in, probably because of who was endorsing it and...

Well instead of handing out benefits to those who's only disability is being bone idle they should be made to work for what they get. I'm not talking labour on the cheap but if the National Living Wage is say £10 per hour, and they receive £100 per week in benefits then they should have to work...

alter ego, I really don't care if someone identifies as a person of the opposite sex, a dog (there's a bloke in the far east who spent £12,000 on a dog costume because he identifies as a Rough Collie) or a kitchen table, whatever floats their boat, but they'd better not open that kind of potty...

They need their mouth washed out with a bar of carbolic soap. See what I did there? Using non-binary pro-nouns instead of he, she, his or her, I'm so down with the cool kids.

Imagine if you ordered one and they sent you used return, eww :sick:

The advert for Apecin caffeine shampoo really gets on my chesticles where that female says that it is popular with women and whispers the words 'over forty' like being a woman over forty is something to be embarrassed about! Imagine the outcry if she whispered popular with gays, trans...