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Probably varies depending on how much air he fills her with. 😜🤣

Gammon half price at a fiver. Clearance prices galore.

Last day for Christmas delivery, end of year clearance from tomorrow. Can't wait.

They've taken it off, that was quick. Maybe Pedro has "embarrassed" himself. 🤣🤣

Shitzu massage according to Pedro.

He's using the massager now, hope the damp bags are in situ. 🤣🤣

In the crusty blue shorts to soak up any emissions! 🤣🤣🤮🤮

They do the same with Steptoe and It Ain't half hot Mum. I'm an adult, and can decide for myself whether to be offended or not.

I watched some repeats on That's TV, but it was so heavily edited, no Ting Tong or Bubbles DeVere and her friend, but funnily enough they left in Daffyd Thomas and all his gay sayings, also the lady who was always sick after eating Indian food. You have an off button, so if you are easily...

The show's called Christmas gifting, so naturally he's offering us damp bags.

I loved Little Britain, but that was the one character I couldn't watch without cringing.

He'd be well fed! 🤣🤣🤮🤮

Be honest, if IW are connected with it, it's bound to be dodgy. Any company with credibility wouldn't wish to be associated with such an outfit.

More tales of woe. We stopped using our tumble drier, and now dry our clothes in the kitchen over the cooker (read Aga), and a clothes horse. No wonder he has a damp problem. He could hang some of them from his nose, it gets bigger every time he opens his mouth.

Oh no? He's wrecked one of his veneers. Better make an appointment with a nail technician pronto.

Jacques de Mont? It says de Manoir on the dial of the watch. He has trouble pronouncing most words, wonder if there's a miracle pill for that?

Notice a difference in hair and nails says old baldy who varnishes and veneers his. He calls is visceral B when it's Verisol B. He looks old for his years I think. My husband is 70, and looks much younger than Pedro. He doesn't take collagen, but swears by Absolut and Jack Daniels supplements. 🤣🤣🤣

Gawd, collagen spiel again. I couldn't give a 💩 about losing it or gaining it. It certainly hasn't done anything for Pedro's face.

I had one that I bought from the old IW, still in its box when I had part of my foot amputated, due to diabetes. I was told in no uncertain terms by my consultant never to use it. I ended up giving it away for free.

He wants to meet you Emma, you are one of his heroes.