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She's not price-fixing fish yet, but give her time and she'll get round to it (another day, another dollar, don'tcha know....). Knee on her neck? Hmm, is this something naughty from yet another Oomit Scooby-Doo book? There hasn't been one published for at least a month, so must be one due soon.

My mind is positively boggling! But then again, it's only Christmas once a year! :ROFLMAO:

The man formerly known as Prince. He who whinges a lot. :giggle:

They will probably cut staffing levels. That will mean worse service, no doubt. You'll still be waiting for your "rare" piece of jade to arrive next Christmas.

This is another devious tactic that needs regulation. Where's their proof that, like for like, you could pay so much more for an item? I'd love to see it, but somehow I don't think we ever will. All you might see is a magazine advert. flipped quickly on and off screen, for something that...

Perhaps she's channelling Meghan Markle?

How Gemporia have hung on so long is a mystery to me. I honestly did not think they'd see this year out.

Thanks, Ostrichkeeper. Where there's an opportunity for a scam, there will always be someone quick off the mark! Inevitable, really.

The only letters I've seen saying anything like this have been junk mail from coin companies trying to get you to buy half and full sovereigns, or other coins. But I would be amazed if any Bank would send out letters like this.:rolleyes:

I've sent them two pine cones to use for their weather forecasting. The pines cones are accurate, which is more than their forecast is. We've never forgotten being told that it was 'a lovely summer's day everywhere in the south of England' while watching the rain, which had been pi%%ing down...

His downstairs loo is surely outside in the garden of the hovel? He'd need to take one of the IW radiators out there.

It's all done in the best possible (bad) taste, but you'll find it addictive and at times hilarious. So bad it's good, but watch out for your jaw hitting the floor when you're watching, as some of it defies belief.😱

Welcome, LittleLily. :D

AKA Screeching Sal and Mike 'Arfur Daley' Mason, he who works from a South London lock-up (some might say the presenters should be locked up but I couldn't possibly comment).

You'll find that if you watch regularly, this behaviour is typical. The curse of selly telly is that if there's easy pay for the item, these presenters just scream out the instalment amount, so anyone not watching the screen thinks they're getting a coat for £10, £15 or whatever, but in reality...

Our local overground railway station has been heavily criticised for not having the lift working (goes with most of the staff, who often aren't working either) and expecting people with mobility issues to walk down two flights of fairly steep stairs. This is 2024, for gawd's sake! They can...

If someone's wanting only a natural diamond (which is the only kind I'd be interested in if I were paying a lot of money), I hope they're asking for it to be clearly stated on their certification and receipt that it is a natural diamond. I'd also get it independently checked out, if possible...

You could have been watching from Mars and still heard Hattie, or Lindsey, come to that.

You didn't need air freshener when you had a bar of Lifebuoy soap on the bath rack - it scented the whole bathroom! You're right, the smell stayed on your skin for ages, too.

He only needs a camel-hair overcoat and a trilby hat and he'd be Arthur Daley from 'Minder' brought to life. I wonder if he has a lock-up where all the dodgy gear's kept?