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The ex C&C guy's been taking sales classes from Peter S. Yours for £9.99 he said, not mentioning the other 2 flexis that will follow.

I feel sorry for those who are gullible enough to fall for all that 'family, friends, fun' stuff. Selly telly channels do not CARE who they're selling to, as long as they're selling ...

Jeremy or whatever his name is needs to hang his head in shame. Caught some of him flogging watches last night. He said something along these lines: You might be looking at this watch thinking 'I can't afford £499.99' but I say no, don't look at it like that. What's the saying, we only ever...

I've just been escorted out of Asda. I tried a little experiment. I walked into the store wearing a Vostok watch on my left wrist, William Hunt watch on my right wrist and emmmm a S&E watch somewhere else. I wanted to test the theory of people coming up to enquire about the watches. Nothing...

I find it entirely believable that people are asking when certain products will be broadcast next, even though said products can be found on 1,000,000,000,000 other retailer websites.

Mike's patter would work just fine ... ... back in 1979.

I'm sure I caught him saying just one of the bottles sells for £300. Eh? What?!? So in its wisdom, TJC/IW flogs it and others for £20?!?!? Ha Ha HAaaaaaaaaa, aye RIGHT!

Buy the steamer from IW for £38 ... or £25 direct from Salter ;) These bargains just keep on coming.

I wonder how honest they would be (either reflected in their offer or by contacting the customer to advise them) if they found something in the bundle that was worth a LOT of money. e.g. family sends in granddad's belongings after he passes away and amongst the items is a medal worth thousands...

I know we've discussed it all before, however this GUFF about manufacturer RRPs and how much products retail for on their own websites is nothing short of pathetic. I'd love to know how many viewers fall for this stuff because jokes aside I kind of feel sorry for them. The watches are a great...

BACK OFF!!!! I make it for them in my shed. It has top notes of manure, middle notes of sweaty socks and bottom notes of skunk. The local council also buy it from me, used to kill the weeds ... ;)

This could be a present day advert on IW, aimed at their discerning customers who buy their quality timepieces ...

Literally lol :)

To be fair I was standing in the queue at Gregg's a few weeks back and someone commented 'where is that STINK of pee coming from?!?' Although the comment wasn't made directly at me, it was due to me wearing an IW product. I left as discreetly as I could. I hadn't realised just how much Gammon...

Yeah but apart from all that he's pretty much spot on, lol!

I seem to have the knack of hopping on to IW for literally 90 secs tops, and most of the time during those brief seconds I catch something that makes me laugh (not in a funny way) or think 'eh?!?' Last night this happened during the Vostok watch show. Yiannis says 'when have you EVER seen a...

I watched a few mins last night and whilst he was flogging another quality product I couldn't help notice the table kept wobbling every time he leaned on it. Such a pro setup, why the feck someone couldn't have shoved a proverbial beer mat under one corner goodness only knows.

Who gives a feck if it's sold there anyway? Never has a store perhaps epitomised 'a fool and their money are easy parted' more than this one.

It's like the old joke, 'how many council workers does it take to ...?'

Joking aside, they seem to operate in a sort of parallel universe where such competitors simply don't exist.