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Did anyone ever win it, or was it (seemingly always) just the fish knives and bale of towels?

You'd think that they'd have pretty much emptied that shipping container they bought at auction by now.

Given it's Peter Simon, are we sure this is Cameo, and not actually Onlyfans?

Quite - I don't think Anna Wintour is kicking herself for having missed it. This is what annoys me about QVC though: their obsession with 'fashion forward pieces' and designers and being completely up-to-the-minute. Surely most people who actually watch QVC and spend money there want clothes...

Thank you. She was probably the best choice, really.

Mike of the Masons house is in a very nice village, but the house itself is brash and a bit 'Essex' - lots of shiny things, hot-tubs, everything very 'new'. Think League 2 footballer nearing the end of his career, and you've got it.

I didn't see the show - who was fawning presenting with Tess? I bet Ruthless is sharpening her claws as we speak.

Did it actually fit up her Shitzu then?

I thought she was an Official Representative busy 'lecturing doctors at conferences' for James Greenwell's Proto-col, until they lost it to QVC. Funnily enough, I've never seen Foghorn Jacks deputising for James...

Jess has appeared on QVC every now and again. Slightly less wide-eyed and 'sincere', and decidedly less common - i.e., she's been QVCified, but still irritating, nonetheless.

I thought it used to be a much more glam affair, and they got all the BAs backstage to drink 'champagne' (i.e. warm, flat prosecco) in a decked-out 'green room' - all filmed looking bored being excited to see who had won what. Yesterday looked a bit like a tombola at a village fête, where...

For me, I find his constant taking the piss out of everything and everyone irritating and disrespectful towards BAs, crew and the viewers. He's always got some smartarse comment, always thinks he's the funniest or coolest person in the room, and it becomes tiresome quickly. He's also incapable...

And a bit of Yardley lavender talc if it was a special day

Tuesday's 8pm Planet Cruise with, amongst others, Beefy Keithy - who is now the BA for Vionic footwear on QVC. Keith appearing now on IW seems impossible, such is its cheap, tacky, low-rent approach.

These are good questions. There have been a few studies, and the fact of the matter is that the overwhelming majority of people regain most of the weight they've lost once the treatment stops. One study (a 2021 trial called 'Step 1) found that, on average, after patients lost about 15% of...

Pedro Pegged.

Nah mate - he did "Woman in Caravan Screeching (2002)". It's got a passing similarity to Freud's "Benefits Supervisor Sleeping"

Can I fit my Klimt in that safe? If so, do I need to tell my insurers?

I'd usually be of the opinion that how or why someone lost weight isn't anyone else's business, but the problem with that argument with regards to Chuntley is that she's constantly promoting herself via photographs and other online content about her weight loss and general appearance. If you're...

So that's what Gollum gets up to at the weekends... I bet The Goddess won't be pleased.