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    Hammy from Aberdeen just texted in. ๐Ÿ˜„
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    Just texted them: "Hi Mike, I've bought quite a few Christophe Duchamp timepieces from Ideal World to add to my collection. All been top quality. A very satisfied buyer here. Pedro from Hale Barns." Let's see if he reads that one out. ๐Ÿ˜„
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    Heard it. Good one Emma. ๐Ÿ˜„
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    Right own up. I know it's one of you. Who's Emma from Bristol who just bought the heater? ๐Ÿ˜„
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    They seem to hide it but the IW text no. is 07860 022 222. I might try texting Mike again at 9 pm when he's selling that Christophe Duchump rubbish. ๐Ÿ˜„
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    Got to be honest. That was me. ๐Ÿ˜€
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    I texted IW and wrote: " Hi Mike, I bought a ceramic heater from IW a few weeks ago. Great purchase. Highly recommended. Pedro from Hale Barns." Moronic Mike just read it out but left the Hale Barns bit out. ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„
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    Every IW presenter has become a heating "expert" practically overnight. I guarantee you that there isn't a single Science GCSE between the lot of them. ๐Ÿ˜—
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    Following their logic we should all downsize to a bedsit getting rid of all these excess rooms that we're supposedly never in. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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    Peter Simon lost 6 stone in 2 weeks with his Vibrapower plate. ๐Ÿ˜„
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    Mike scaremongering again. Your house will fall down if you don't buy these dehumidifiers.
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    Natalia Trout pout!!!!

    That poor woman spends every waking hour applying some sort of cream or ointment to her face, grooming or treating her hair, lying semicomatose in a light tunnel or with some sort of beauty device attached to some part of her body. It's no way to live.
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    Peter Simon Stock Phrases - please feel free to add

    Sorry, slightly off topic, but I was watching IW earlier and Peter was doing this terrific 20 in 1 Professional Manicure set (for only a fiver on 4 flexis) that was just about to sell out. And Peter asked Charlie, the floor manager, if Mavis from Weatherfield had got hers yet; he was really...
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    How long before Mike says:"these are flying out the door."? ๐Ÿ˜„
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    She should try some of that Emu oil stuff that they sell on Ideal World as apparently it can cure just about anything. ๐Ÿ˜‰
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    Amazing scenes. Foghorn Sally has just got her phone out live on air and pretended to order 4 sets of the stuff that she's currently selling on the tele! She's as fake as a 6 pound note. ๐Ÿ˜„
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    Unbelievable. The worst thing is that the other woman (not Natalia) actually agrees with her! ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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    Hope he tells the James Greenwell story again, it's always good for a laugh. ๐Ÿ˜†
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    Honest Mike, the online shopper's friend. ๐Ÿ˜„
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    Is that where Pedro lives? It used to say on his Wikipedia page that his house was due to be demolished because it was in the path of the new HS2 rail line. Wikipedia doesn't mention that now, so presumably that's because the plans for HS2 changed and his slum dwelling has now been saved from...
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