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Great idea. Oh Juuuuuuune, what are all these parcels? "weighted blankets, dear, for my mother." Now Juuuune, you know I can't be taking all these in the boot of the car - I told Malcolm I would help him transport his new fans at the weekend. Not only do they shower air around the room, not...

Another name from the past - Ethel asking if she can multi-buy the grill-fryer! And she's from Ayrshire :LOL:

Dirty Peter selling a leatherette bag tonight - "That chain alone must be worth fortunes" :ROFLMAO: Nobody, not a single person is believing that

The surreal nature of Dirty Peter's presentation makes it worth a quick look - not only is nonsense, not only is it gibberish, not only is it clap-trap.........peppered with garbage like "go to the phones", "ave a buy", "ok, alright". Genev wouldn't even excite Muriel, despite her claiming it's...

Now a "Just Cavalli" watch! "We don't have a comparison but it's going to be hundreds of pounds?" Once again, the answer is "No, it isn't"

People will say "Oh, you have an original Chrissie Duchump..........because the brand will get bigger and bigger..." "It will be a family heirloom" :LOL: The Doc is outdoing Dirty Peter - he'll be expecting a round of applause when he appears next time!

Yes, the Doc going on about £1750 - no mention of all the discount codes out there. And, surprise, surprise, "the caveat is the stock is very limited". No it's not

The bit I watched contained a mention of some collector who has six or seven and would want to add that awful orange watch to his selection because it's one of only 60 in the world - followed by the usual tripe about people asking you about it, not only is it a talking point...........

Six of you going for one green watch :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: How do they keep a straight face?

Seems Dirty Peter is on tonight doing Vostok Watches with Kevsi - but Pedro has told us the most prestigious names in horology are Willie Hunt, Chriss Duchump (aveabuy85%off) and the legend that is Tommy Earnshaw. He'll have to come up with something special to convince me to check out my...

Not the case - Dirty Peter's hovel is rammed floor to ceiling with thousands of products bought from IW. He wouldn't survive without the halogen heaters, fans, coolers, humidifiers, leatherette bags, duvets, fleeces, weighted blankets - and he normally multi-buys. And walking about that studio...

Dirty Peter loves beautiful things but he can never normally afford them - we understand that, he lives in a damp hovel - but he's going to buy one of these awful bags made of leather patches! He listed all the staff members who are going to buy them! Will there be any left for us plebs? It...

Music expert Ofthemasons says you lurve that crackle - take note! 😂

Ofthemasons playing an Elvis record on a turntable - so low, it sounds like someone next door playing a medium wave radio.

It's that rolling airfryer again. Ofthemasons "absolutley loves it" - I bet he does. And a crepe maker coming up - don't miss it gang. Nothing new - we're used to crap being made up. Oooh, crepe!

It's nothing to do with him being musical.....or not - more than ever, he's saying anything to flog tat. They prefer not to give the specification, country of manufacture etc - it's all about emotion. They're trying to create emotion, excitement, a need for the product. It must work with some...

I was sure they sold out last night. I imagine he was begging the buyers to secure more stock. Thanks Mr Ofthemasons - you always look out for the gang

Ideal World have a few Dire Straits remix favorites. Particularly - Money for Nothing! Also, the brilliant "Twisting by the Patio Doors", "Your latest trick" - getting people to believe the lines are incredibly busy. "So Far Away" - from genuinely being sold out. "Walk of Life" - because I...

According to Ofthemasons, the best deals come to air in the early hours of the morning. So, that's where we are all missing out!! Maybe I should stay up late in case they're completed the search of the building and found another "gold" Chrisse Duchump

ofthemasons is getting a very furrowed brow - he'll be next crashing into the patio doors and returning as Mr Spock