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Pedro’s skinny jeans with the bare ankle and those ghastly 17th century black suede shoes with buckles. Blimey.

Fell off the back of a lorry on the M1.

Saw Pedro the other day flogging a Yankee Candle set of 12 from 2022, claiming they were this year’s collection. Fella loves to lie to the viewers.

“This place is alive.” “Well done if you got that.” “This is the best [insert item] we’ve ever brought to air…” “Bang my back door, kiss me anorak, tickle the ivories.” *smoker’s cough interlude* “I’ve had a day of it. I went to see Dr Lobitoff…” “I’ve got a clearout buy, this is a price to...

“Oh what fun it is to ride on Jordan every day” is what Pete sang while dancing next to a Poundland Santa toy. Jordan if you’re reading this, run…

Take a shot every time Pedro mentions his back door

Looks like the worst magic double act you’ve ever seen.

I bl**dy hate the generic music they play when they’re showing the product, I feel like I’m on hold with the GP. That being said, it’s still better than the god awful Christmas jingle. 😫

I’m not but now I’m intrigued 😂😂

😂 I was bored and it provided some entertainment. #saddo

Yeah, seems a bit pointless to me. Gave me a good laugh though, the way they jumped to Pete’s defence like his personal knight in shining tat.

Been backreading some threads from 2017 and stumbled upon Paz, absolutely astounding stuff. Couldn’t have been more sus if they tried. How many other IW forum infiltrators have I missed out on? 😂

I made a bingo card a while back, I’ll have to see if I still have it somewhere 😂

Make that 3… He’s just admitted he fills the tank up while he’s on air. 😂

Pete’s chugged 2 doses of collagen, that’s his dessert sorted before he disappears back to his den of iniquity for the night.

“Enrico Benito” 😭

I was indeed just reading old posts, and this one tickled me too much not to reply. He’s such a twit. 😂

Who forced Pete to start buffing and shining his nails, do we think? They always look wet. They’re still long and often cracked, but I almost miss when they were dry and covered in baccy stains. The slick nail look turns my stomach, especially when he’s on at dinnertime.

Same Pete that apparently used a hair growth product every day (they were flogging it a while back) even though his bald patch is like a moon crater. Pull the other one.

Once again spinning the old “We have to check this price, we think this is wrong, oh do it anyway, go and have a buy” yarn. Are we meant to believe they get their prices wrong this much and the presenter openly admits it? Not to mention Peter apparently being a law unto himself and being allowed...