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Same old, same old, from what must be the forum’s single most repetitive and persistent troll. Look, we get it, you don’t agree. Do you never wonder why your posts don’t get any ‘likes’? It’s because no one agrees with you. We find IW so bad it’s funny. There are lots of web forums where you...

So THAT’S why the global elite are all buying fallout shelters…. 🤣

They are, Duke. Somewhere earlier I posted a list of all Luxottica brands, including RayBan and Ralph Lauren! They cost the optician something like £3 to £15, but are sold for - well, you know. Not £3 to £15, anyway!

OMG. Izal loo paper. How did we ever get by with the stuff we had? Who first designed Izal? You can imagine the conversation… ‘Erm, boss, I’ve got a new idea for a product. You know how ordinary loo roll just works? Well how about one that doesn’t absorb anything but is great at, well...

I wonder instead if we could stick him on the docks with a couple of lookouts, he might make more? Or with the gout, the night sweats, the trench foot, the Johnny Giles etc, maybe not… 🤣

So far as his brain works, I think it’s more of the amoeba effect…. 🤣

It’s quite a thought getting that when you’ve booked Ronald McDonald for your kids party, isn’t it? Can just imagine him sitting out back, frightening the kids with his socks off, coughing up last night’s Capstan non-filters… ‘I were faaaamouss once, I were…..’

Glad you’re back!

I’ve got the blue Visiodate as well. Absolutely lovely in the sun.

And google the word ‘shyster’. I think some of them may even be listed by name! 🤣🤣

TK Maxx (No - honestly). They often have great deals on Swatch group product - Tissot, Rado, and Hamilton. Watches with RRPs of £750-£1250 being sold for £300-£500. It’s good, honest, product. I don’t get so much work out of them, because Swatch do fixed price servicing (they basically drop out...

Never heard that view from you before. 🥱 More repeats from you than in the dire product selection here at IW mark 3 (or is it 4 now?)

At the end of Crackerjack the winner had armfuls of toys and games. I can remember so strongly my sister and me looking at them and wondering what it would be like to have that many toys. It was - to us - just unbelievable. I dont think we begrudged them, we just didn’t know there were that...

I have a sneaky suspicion that it was quite usual. Sir Clive didn’t have exactly the best reputation for quality control! 😳 Mind you, compared to IW…remember IW2 selling all those watches with skipping mechanisms and, quite literally, hands that fell off on camera.

Oh no! Don’t tell me that! I wanted one soooooooo much. It seemed like the ultimate in cool. If I’d have had one of those, I’d have been James Bond. And not the George Lazenby one, either….

Just a bit, secretly, I wanted **** Dastardly to win. Maybe just once. He wanted to, so very badly!

Because we’re all great big silly old Hectors. What was the name of the frog in Hector’s House? Was it something like Madame Za Za?

Doesn’t send the right message though when you tell the girl you have bought her some black magic for Valentine’s Day and she finds all you have in your bag is a roll of cheap duct tape. And that, your honour, is the case for the defence! 🤣🤣

Does anyone remember Noah and Nelly in Skylark? I tried to explain it to my sister, but she kept looking at me as if I was having an episode, so now I think I might’ve dreamt it. I think I might have to Google it.

Take the time and space you need. We’ll still be here when you feel ready to come back. But we’ll miss you while you’re away, Duke.